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I'm still learning. I love being a student. I think I could go to school for the rest of my life. I wish I had realized how cool learning was when I was still in high school. I hate bullies & regret. I love making "something" from "nothing." I love to laugh...and cry, both heal, but I like laughing more. I hate that I am messy and unorganized but I love that I still know where everything is. I hate that I still smoke, but I love that I only do it once or twice a week. I love tattoos, piercings & looking at people that are tattooed & pierced. I love the premise of the show, "My Name is Earl." I hate thinking about the shitty person I once was. I hate that I hurt people and that I can't "unhurt" them, but I'm glad that it haunts me and I'm grateful for the lesson. I love that I act first and think later (most of the time.) I love honest people that aren't afraid to REALLY be themselves, or are afraid, but do it anyway. I love the ocean, but I'm afraid of sharks (and Debbie, I hope I never have to test it out, but I will always remember your advice about punching one in the face to disorient it. Thank you.) I love to cook and bake and I love to eat what I cook and bake. I hate my legs, ass and flabby arms. I wish I didn't love to eat what I cook and bake. I do like to cook and bake for other people too...but I also like to eat it with them. I love ebay. I hate Walmart. I love to sing, but I hate that I'm too chicken to (really) sing in front of other people and I hate that I will probably never be a rock star. I love my family and my friends. I hate how far away some of them are. If I could have "super powers" I would want to be able to fly and become invisible. I love loons and want to be one in my next life. (unless I can be Jordana.) I love that my mother was right about sex getting better as I get older. I hate that I think of my mother after good sex...but at least it's AFTER. I believe in ESP, magic, miracles, mermaids and dragons. I believe in balance and I believe I'm the luckiest person in the world.

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What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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You scored as Mermaid

Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.


Mermaid


83%

Angel


75%

Dragon


75%

Faerie


67%

WereWolf


67%

Demon


17% ..

My Interests

Brains and gourds. That's pretty much it./ Well, there might be one or two more things I am interested in: all things science, nature, art, healing & humorous.

I'd like to meet:

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Steve Martin, Kurt Vonnegut (RIP KV), Martha Stewart, Marilyn Manson, Sir Richard Branson, Richard Bach, Dan Milman, Bob Dylan, Gary Larson, Shaq, Tom Waits, Dan Brown, Angelina Jolie,

Music:

Anything that moves me, but I feel the need to highlight Groovechild.

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Movies:

Dogma, Never-ending Story, The Last Mimzy, Elf, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, anything Steve Martin, especially The Jerk, LA Story & The Man with Two Brains...Goodfellas, Little Miss Sunshine, Borat, Big Man on Campus, Waiting for Guffman, Mighty Wind, Spinal Tap, Best in Show, 13 Going on 30, Indaiana Jones 1,2,3 and soon..Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Trailer
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Television:

MY NAME IS EARL SHOULD BE MANDATORY FOR EVERYONE! That this show exists gives me hope for the future. The Office, The Simpsons, Real Time, Daily Show, Martha, anything on Discovery +/or History channels. ..

Books:

Way of the Peaceful Warrior, Sacred Journey of the Peaceful Warrior, The Journeys of Socrates by Dan Milman, Illusions: the Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach, A Man Without a Country by Kurt Vonnegut (RIP KV), every Dan Brown book, Footsteps of God by Greg Iles, The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein, The Lorax by Dr. Suess (should also be mandatory)

Heroes:

Kurt Vonnegut (RIP KV), George Carlin, Howard Stern, Martha Stewart, Patch Adams, Bill Maher, Al Franken, Morgan Spurlock, Leann Wiley, Mom, my grandparents, my step-sister, my husband, my children.

My Blog

growing old?

Is it a compliment when someone tells you that you could have been un underwear model? I’m not so sure. It’s like saying, "you were so pretty once," or, "you used to be so smart." Chris a...
Posted by j on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:38:00 PST

"TAG"

"Rules: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with six weird facts/things/habits about yourself. In the end, you need to choose six people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t ...
Posted by j on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:34:00 PST

Six silly poems about sleep

Tired Covers me like a blanket only on the inside Pushes on my eyes Fills my head and drowns out my thoughts Smothers my breath or just makes me forget Heavy it holds me down Pins my body and leaves ...
Posted by j on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:12:00 PST

Temper temper

This is another journal assignment for my Psych. class. It answers a set of questions about my temperament. It's a little unorganized, but then, so am I.   I would say that my temperament is unpr...
Posted by j on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 03:44:00 PST

reflections of childbirth

This is a reflection I had to write for my psych. class. Thought I'd share.   We have two children. Adam is 12 and Zoe is 8. My labor & delivery experiences with them were like night and day ...
Posted by j on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:47:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes (yeah, right)

MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity - Collage - Morph ...
Posted by j on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:40:00 PST

Reminders

I'm a forgetful person. I don't know if it's because of all the drugs I did when I was young or because I don't get enough sleep now. Maybe my brain is just so chock full of vital information there is...
Posted by j on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:15:00 PST

...and a partridge in a pear tree/descriptive food metaphors

OK, I want help with this one. Add on. Mama always said, "life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you gonna git." Easy as pie.    American as apple pie.   ...
Posted by j on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:24:00 PST

death by soda gun

Sometimes I daydream about what it would be like to completely lose my shit. How will my breakdown manifest? Where will I be when it happens? If it happens at work will I direct it at others? I must c...
Posted by j on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:35:00 PST

Insomnia

Why is it, that I can be on the verge of falling asleep at any moment of the day until I crawl into my bed? Chris is snoring inside of ten seconds, less even, of closing his eyes. How does he do that...
Posted by j on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 10:44:00 PST