Top 14 etiquette, in regards to dead people... |
I just kicked a dead friend off of my top 14 so I could move my cousin to my number one slot...what's the policy on that? Is it considered 'in bad taste' to demote a dead person, or is it just underst...
Posted by Molly on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:42:00 PST |
Basic Horrid Pain... |
It's true, my life is dramatic, and of late I'm no stranger to pain, but today I was reminded that true pain (the most hurtiest kind) is waiting every day on the edge of a sidewalk, waiting for you to...
Posted by Molly on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:35:00 PST |
Scientologists should practice silent EVERYTHING. |
If one more laminated-card wielding Promenazi approaches me on 3rd Street to ask me if "any of these issues interest me" they're going to find themselves wishing they'd taken the fry-job at McDonald's...
Posted by Molly on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 05:01:00 PST |
Why Secret Santa and Russian Roulette are virtually the same thing... |
I was going to write a seething diatribe on how much I hate Secret Santa games, and touch upon how I always buy cool stuff for whomever's name I draw, while I get stuck with something lame like a rein...
Posted by Molly on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 05:18:00 PST |
Do something...something PRODUCTIVE |
This is just a shout-out to the incessant bulletin-posters out there that clearly have all the time in the world to post pointless bulletins, and less than an ounce of common sense to tell them their ...
Posted by Molly on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 10:32:00 PST |
How I know crack is bad... |
Last evening, thrown off by the absence of Arrested Development in lieu of a BoSox lacking baseball post-season, a friend and I found ourselves drinking some beers, and watching old re-runs of Friends...
Posted by Molly on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:35:00 PST |
Good Night, and Good Luck...geriatrics |
So, on Saturday my bff Ry-face and I went to see a movie, like good Los Angelenos. We bought our tickets for the 7:30 show of Good Night, and Good Luck on the 3rd Street Promenade at 5:15, only to be ...
Posted by Molly on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 09:50:00 PST |
Another technological conundrum... |
I must admit, I'm a bit perplexed by internet petitions. I've 'signed' my fair share, desperately hoping to save a whale, rescue a child, cure AIDS, or ban Dubya from continuing to breathe my valuable...
Posted by Molly on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 03:07:00 PST |
Why I like watching people jump out of dumpsters... |
When I lived in Boston, I got called in for jury duty once, and because I'm a minority they picked me to serve. (YEAH, girls over 21 with really flat chests are a minority, duh) Well, there was this g...
Posted by Molly on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 01:24:00 PST |
I plan to shoot the Pied Piper... |
So if you're the asshole walking up and down the boardwalk in Venice, playing the tin flute, badly I might add, you've been warned. There is no army or children, rats or crazy people that find your to...
Posted by Molly on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 05:02:00 PST |
