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nullValues

The bottle of scotch is clearly half empty; I drank the rest.

About Me

I wasn't held enough as a baby. You guess the rest.

My Interests

whiteboards, espresso, Shar Pei, whistling, banging pots and pans

I'd like to meet:

Renee Fleming
Greenspan
Anonymous Donor
Larry Wall
Paris Hilton
The inventor of Scotch
Other 30-something Types

Music:

XM: XMU, Ethel, The Heart, Random All

Movies:

Once Upon a Time in the West
Austin Powers
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Closer
March of the Penguins
Team America
Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

South Park

Books:

The Peculiar Memories of Thomas Penman (0879519142)
The Doors of Perception (0060595183)
Flow (0060920432)
Atlas Shrugged (0451191145)
Knowledge Representation: Logical, Philosophical, and Computational Foundations (0534949657)
A Short History of Nearly Everything (0767908171)
Furry Logic (1580085695)
The Odyssey
The Agony and the Ecstacy (0451171357)
The Elements of Style
Gravity's Rainbow
1984
Nolo's Quick LLC

Heroes:

Belisarius

My Blog

Smelling the Night Away

Every time it happens to me, I'm astounded by the power and speed with which a familiar scent can hurtle my mind back in time, and force me to relive a particular memory:  a whiff of a perfume fr...
Posted by nullValues on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:50:00 PST

An alternate ending to the previous blog

"It's comin' right for me! Blam, Blam.  Hsing-Hsing, Crunch: retrieve the head, leave the rest - we'll make a nice government cheese from it." ...
Posted by nullValues on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:47:00 PST

George C. Siting

Ok, now that I look closer, I'm pretty sure this isn't him.  I think this is the Michelin Man though... Wow, Greenville is overrun with celebs....
Posted by nullValues on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:27:00 PST

Fuckin' Jerry, geez

Jerry The Cooler strikes again, and both Inner Dude and Bruce are pissed.  But that's not the end of it - Jerry kept eating donuts until only one, Cyclops-looking donut eye, sat staring back at...
Posted by nullValues on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST

George Clooney Siting

Way better picture this time. 
Posted by nullValues on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:26:00 PST

Acting on behalf of the General Assembly of NullValues

Ignoring my discomfort with the fact that an apology should normally include a: whom, for which the apology is intended; and a specific action of regret, I'd like to still follow in Vir...
Posted by nullValues on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:46:00 PST

George Clooney Siting

As you know, George Clooney is in Greenville to film a movie.  This is old news, but I'm pretty sure I saw George Clooney in Sushi WhateverTheNewNameIs about a week or so ago. ...
Posted by nullValues on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:10:00 PST

'cause some things are just funny

And, in case the embedded control doesn't work for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA...
Posted by nullValues on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:57:00 PST

Madlibs for Myspace

For all of you women (and there are too many) who insist on using some variation of Live/Love/Laugh somewhere in your profile as your "Life Motto", I have a suggestion: don't be so trite.  R...
Posted by nullValues on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:01:00 PST

More on Names Of Things

Here's a great example of a Dubious Title which may be (apparently) freely taken without regard for others who are similarly inclined or gifted: Accordian Pimp. Other myspace names that might be up fo...
Posted by nullValues on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:10:00 PST