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My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww FUCK YEAH!

About Me

I can yell louder than you can. I am addicted to music more than crack fiends addicted to crack. I have 12 cousins. My favorite car ever is the '67 Shelby Cobra 427 S/C. I love computers, microphones, tape machines, guitars, skiing on water and in numerous feet of snow.

My Interests

Rocking as hard as humanly possible with my band, WAX MACHINE. Girls:Shoes::Mikey:Guitars Live music. Skiing! Being the center of attention. Getting bigger pectoral muscles and a washboard stomach. 1 Scoop: Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream 1 Scoop: Reeses' peanut butter cup ice cream 1 Scoop: Rainbow Sprinkles. 13 gallon trash bags full of sticky icky. boobs. butt. chillin' with my friends

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet some down assed musician motherfuckers trying to get shit done, motherfucker. People selling analog sound gear. A fiending Jenna Jameson and Chasey Lain drunk together in a hot tub. Jimi Hendrix, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani. Last but not least, the brilliant record executive who wants to sign my band to his label.

Music:

Jonny On The Rocks is the illest... NIRVANA [IS GOD], FRANK ZAPPA, J-Live, LBDA, Pantera, Damage Plan, Sublime, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Bounty Killa, Shaggy, Redman, Wax Machine, Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, Igor Stravinsky, Charels Mingus, Billie Holiday, Diana Kral, George Gershwin, 311, Audioslave, Charlie Parker, Coleman Hawkins, DJ Shadow, Everclear, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Incubus, Steve Vai, Jimi Hendrix, Jane's Addiction, Black Flag, Joe Pass, Brahms, Segovia, Los Tetas, Marilyn Manson, MadHatters, Morcheeba, Nonpoint, Queens of the Stone Age, Rick James, Soulive, Beastie Boys, STP, Wes Montgomery, Wynton Kelly, Spin Doctors, Zebrahead, Rage Against The Machine, Outkast, Pat Martino, Wild Bone, RHCP, ICP, Smashing Pumpkins, Rich Peare, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, The Stereotones, DAZE, The Urgency, DXA

Television:

FUCK THE TELEVISION! (except for CNN, The Weather Channel, and Comedy Central)

Books:

Atlas Shrugged. The Andromeda Strain. Brave New World. The Doors of Perception. The Spirit of Terrorism. History books.

Heroes:

My mom. Jimi. Butch Vig. Kurt Cobain. MLK Jr. Wolverine. Lance Armstrong.