I sympathize with women |
In todays fast food era i see the serving sizes getting bigger and bigger. In this time we find ourselves eating more and more and i realized this fun little fact, that sometimes we men as well find o...
Posted by Martin on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST |
Snow Snow Snow |
I want you to imagine a beautiful pristine field with beautiful flowers and bunnies. Ok got it. Now i want you to imagine nature in all her glory throwing up all over everything. This isn't entirely s...
Posted by Martin on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:24:00 PST |
Pirates of the Caribbean the black pearl wasn't the only shit to sink. |
Too many times have I allowed the hype of a movie to become so great that i get sucked in and do nothing to stop it. Now i make a stand. Pirates 2 "Sucked Carebear Balls" and i mean every syllable. Th...
Posted by Martin on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:22:00 PST |
why isn't there a boys libby loos |
I don't know exactly what they call it but it is a store infecting our malls and turning 6 year old girls into Brittany Spears and don't get me wrong Mrs. Spears is great as a 30 year old belly dancer...
Posted by Martin on Tue, 02 May 2006 08:58:00 PST |
women in general |
I have to hand it to women they hide who they are well with facades but I think I finally understand them. You see women are like lasagna in the facts that they're both beautiful and tasty b...
Posted by Martin on Tue, 02 May 2006 08:41:00 PST |
me martin you idiot |
I can't help but think that all Americans and only Americans are affected by this because other countries are too damn smart is falling into an idiotic state. I have nothing against Imigrants I d...
Posted by Martin on Tue, 02 May 2006 06:33:00 PST |
Promtime |
I just went to prom and i know what your thinking "awe" and the guys "yeah buddy" but i must let you all down. I did a nice thing and took a foreign exchange student without knowing her or how FRENCH ...
Posted by Martin on Mon, 01 May 2006 03:02:00 PST |
Titanic waste of 3 and 1/2 hours |
There are some of you that like the movie Titanic and i am here to set the record straight. Any movie about or involvong a sinking ship is aweful and im not just saying that if i had a choice between ...
Posted by Martin on Mon, 01 May 2006 02:53:00 PST |
worst day |
I cannot Say that it is the worst day of my life but it is definately up there. I went in to get a haircut, and the woman who did it, for some reason decided to destroy what confidence i had in my hai...
Posted by Martin on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 05:07:00 PST |
