Want a copy?
Purchase The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys @ Amazon.com
Well honey, I'm glad you asked. You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other, they show their affection in a loving union called sex. The daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina and his penis releases semen, which swim through the mommy's love canal in their search for mommy's egg. Once the semen reaches the egg they penetrate the hell out of it and get inside to make a baby. This is called conception. The conception of the Alter Boys isn't quite as exciting as this, and involves Blackie Lawless, which is just as gross. While on tour with Wasp, just after the new millenium, members of Dog Fashion Disco and Mushroomhead talked of a side project which would be a little breather from their full time bands. Well these little bastards got together, and like David Copperfield somehow banging Claudia Schiffer, began creating magic. The album was recorded in bits and pieces and the project rested because of scheduling and geographical roadblocks. Then along came a jackass with a car in his butt named Ryan Dunn that kicked us all in the ass to complete the record. We eventually let him become the 8th member, because we felt bad for him being so famous, rich and handsome. The boys put out The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys, and history wasn't affected in the least
Bio credit goes to: Fractured Transmitter
Where can I get the cd?
A: You can get the CD @ Amazon.com, or at a local FYE store.
When are you guys planning on touring?
A: Isnt likely to happen. Alter Boys songs have been performed in the past 2 years at various shows. Not with the entire band itself, but needed portions of it.
Hey JMann whats up?
A: I am not Jason Popson. If youd like to message him hes on the top 4.
Id like to book the Alter Boys. Can you play my show?
A: I DO NOT handle bookings for shows. Dont bother. If you want to inquire about booking the band contact the Fractured Transmitter myspace.
If I send you a random message will you respond?
A: No, sorry. We read 'em, just dont have the time to respond to stuff.
Who is this?
A: Turd Ferguson, its an oversized hat, its funny. next question.
Hey guys how bout some new material?
A: There is no new material in existence at this time.
What the hell? Ryan Dunn is in the band?
A: He's the rugged, grizzly jackass of the group. Honorary 8th member of the band. He sings about maybe 10 seconds of background vocals, but shows up alot during downtime between songs on the CD. Mainly bitching about how little he got to do on the cd.
On the cd who is the Naked Trucker? He sounds familiar.
A: Actor David Koechner of Anchorman fame (Champ Kind). Also a former featured player on SNL.
