I count down the MINUTES of my working week and live for the weekend. I love Music, live bands, booze, Boys, mates, Festivals and Gigs, BBQ's, Indie Clubs with dirty sticky dance floors and cheap beer, MOST FOOD - notably cheese and things that are cheese flavoured, my nights out consist of the following: Mega phones, marker pen tattoos, shaving foam beards, handle bar mustaches, comedy hats, fancy dress, grandad/hobo/pixie dancing, singing, storming the stage at gigs, poppers, jumping on beds in hotels, after parties, beer fights, falling over, losing my mobile, tamborine injuries, shouting the odds on a packed coach, being thrown out of clubs, piratish/hoboish behaviour, pints, shots, jack & coke, chicken burgers, burns, bruises and police stations!!!
Im lucky enough to have parents that had impecable taste in music I was bought up listening to... The Stone Roses, The Smiths, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, Paul Weller/The Jam, Primal Scream, PULP, Radiohead, Black Grape, Greenday, Starsailor, The Cure, Stereophonics, Oasis, Blur, Massive attack, The Verve/Richard Ashcroft, Ocean Colour Scene, Nirvana. Now I listen to The Frattelli's, The kooks, Kasabian, The Killers, Artic Monkeys, The Enemy, The Rebs, Rosalita, Morning Runner, Jack Penate, The View, The Rifles, The Maccabees, Razorlight, The Blood Arm, MUSE, Libertines, Babyshambles, Young Knives, Arcade Fire, The Editors, The Holloways, Boy kill Boy, The Coral, The Zutons, Snow Patrol, Bloc Party. and some good old mowtown always goes down a treat (stevie, marvin, aretha, ottis, al green) all that sort of Jazz and more besides....
Anything Funny... South Park (BIGGER LONGER AND UNCUT), Zoolander, Something About Mary, Wedding Crashers, Dumb and Dumber, Dodgeball, Old School, Anchorman... The classics - The Goonies, drop dead fred, LABYRINTH, Stand By Me, Flight of the Navigator, National Lampoon's (the chevy chase ones), Back to the Future, BIG, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, True Romance...
LOST, Extras, The Office, Pheonix Nights, Alan Partridge, Simpsons, Family Guy, Friends, peep show, Everybody Loves Raymond, 8 out of 10 cats, King of Queens. Benders, Corrie Knocker & Hollyjokes, Vincent, Sopranos, Shameless,Desperate Houswives, Any curiously digusting/disturbing documentries that make you laugh but feel sick & weird at the same time... channel 4's "only human" serise, "virgin school", "real dolls" nature programs preferably about either mere cats and thier adventures or BIG CATS diaries.
John Grisham, Ian Banks, Irvin Welsh, Dan Brown, Auto Biographys/Memoirs. my brother stuart should write a book, he's the funniest person i know.
My biggest hero is the Inventor/maker/founder of Cheese..... I also respect the work of Captain Jack Sparrow for being a hero whilst being constantly drunk. Peter Griffin - Alan Partridge - "you make pigs smoke"..... jarvis cocker - common people.....Will Ferrel - ANCHORMAN, Amanda hugnkiss - living legend. oh and Bernard Matthews for his innovatitve and unconventional approach to mixing meats that DONT GO and making them into a type of luncheon snack - The Turkey Ham.