Autumn is here |
Autumn's chill dry air helps to cover my panic-attack flop-sweat. And hot cider is delicious. But it doesn't give me that great excuse for not leaving my house or not talking to anyone that winter pro...
Posted by time wounds all heels on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:21:00 PST |
Anarchic Graffiti Bazooka Joe Bobby-Chase |
Sometimes it's art, sometimes it's vandalism, sometimes it's identity theft.
Posted by time wounds all heels on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:15:00 PST |
shit I won't eat, part 1. |
According to my new favorite book "The Curiosities of Food," a whole roasted spider monkey has a profound resemblance to a whole roasted human child. But why did we get as far as "whole roasted spider...
Posted by time wounds all heels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Why photocopiers are one of the greatest inventions of the 20th century |
Photocopy seen scotch-taped to police van outside of 14th precinct, W.35th St between 8th and 9th:
"Michael Jackson destroyed the white people before 2010
The police should make him take a lie detec...
Posted by time wounds all heels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
It's J-O-N-A-H, bitch |
"Jonenah," printed on receipt at Tony Luke's Philly Cheesesteaks, 9th Ave, Manhattan.
"Joanna," printed on letter from an administrative office at my alma mater.
"Ms. Jonah Schulz," printed on lette...
Posted by time wounds all heels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Formerly unlisted easter basket items of dire importance |
1 shiny black plastic toy police nightstick, strongly resembling a dildo, with a ridged "grip" area on one end.
Approx. 15 feet of cellophane tape, both for securing objects together, protecting them...
Posted by time wounds all heels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Contents of $1 post-easter foodtown supermarket easter basket mysteriously left on doorstep 4/4 |
1 small baby blue enamel metal bucket containing 4 waxy chocolate eggs wrapped in blue foil and a ball of cellophane tape to make said bucket appear full.
2 airheads taffy candies, cherry and waterme...
Posted by time wounds all heels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
New Year's |
Why do we give so much weight to the calendar year? I can't really think of anything that changes with the new year, especially since I usually continue to write the previous year on checks and letter...
Posted by time wounds all heels on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
