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nicole

Don’t you wish your girlfriend could be free and comfortable in her own skin and do her own thing,

About Me

my new favorite animal, dumbo octopus:i love potato chip cookies. and this:
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My Interests

varsity pens, wife swap, dinner, not reading artforum, crosswords, writers' writers, peter callesen, stamps, making excuses, frequent flier miles, french bulldogs, miniature farm animals (http://www.minicattle.com/index.cfm?select=breeding_groups) , robert redford, nature shows, wikipedia, pharmacies, baking, short stories, basking, john mcphee, roanoke (i have some ideas...)

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

hey, look me over Tell me do u like what u see? Hey, I ain't got no money But honey I'm rich on personality Hey, check it all out Baby I know what it's all about Before the night is through U will see my point of view Even if I have 2 scream and shout Baby I'm a (star) Might not know it now Baby but I r, I'm a (star) I don't want to stop, 'til I reach the top Sing it (We are all a star!) Hey, take a listen Tell me do u like what u hear? If it don't turn u on Just say the word and I'm gone But honey I know, ain't nothing Wrong with your ears Hey, check it all out Better look now or it just might be 2 late (just might be 2 late) My lucks gonna change tonight There's gotta be a better life Take a picture sweetie I ain't got time 2 wasteOh baby I'm a (star) Might not know it now Baby but I r, I'm a (star) I don't want to stop, 'til I reach the top Sing it! (We are all a star!) Everybody say, nothing come 2 easy But when u got it baby, nothing come 2 hard You'll see what I'm all about (see what I'm all about) If I gotta scream and shout (if I gotta scream and shout) Baby baby (baby) baby (baby) baby (baby) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (star) Might not know it now Baby but I r, I'm a (star) I don't want to stop, 'til I reach the top Sing it! (star) Baby baby baby oh baby I'm a (star) baby baby baby somebody (We are all a star) (Baby I'm a star) We are all a star We are all a star Doctor! Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby We are all a star {Backwards talking in the background} "Like what the fuck do they know. All their taste is in their mouth. Really. What the fuck do they know? Come on baby. Let's go... crazy"

Movies:

i keep denying it, but overboard is the greatest film in cinema history. every time it's on basic cable channels 12, 14, 15, 17, 18, or 21 i have to watch, which is about once a month. goldie hawn and kurt russell's chemistry is phenomenal. the premise of the movie is rock solid, protagonitsts, antagonists, static characters..... overboard has it all.

Television:

So I have a new elaborate plan to become the top lobbyist in Congress to lift the laws about public drinking in the U.S. Really, the only reason Americans are incapable of doing anything in moderation is because our lawmakers treat us so. In fact, I believe that we can all unite together as a people and prove them wrong that Yes, we can drink in moderation on the streets of our beloved country, as so many people have done before us and will continue to do so in Europe. We are responsible. We hold the key to our own futures!!!! And, we can finally do this: BierBike.

Books:

listen, n.p.r., you're really starting to bum me out.

Heroes:

animals

My Blog

what gives, itunes?

So I have a theory that iTunes is in cahoots with the Republican National Convention, or something equally as evil. Okay, iTunes, why don't you spend five minutes "searching for album artworks" as yo...
Posted by nicole on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:37:00 PST

your ute and you: fetal farming no longer an option

so now we're discussing the whole ivf (in-vetro fertilization) issue of left over embryos on npr. okay, basically they suck out your eggs (or someone else's) and sperminate them in a dish, freeze the...
Posted by nicole on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:15:00 PST

nicole's public service announcement .1

escalators in the subway stations are not there so your fat fucking ass doesn't have to haul your weight up a few flights of stairs to the street, only to find that more walking is in order to get to ...
Posted by nicole on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 04:32:00 PST

the united states postal service is a facist regime

that's right. i said it. how dare i think that people can just send me things in the mail and i have the right to expect them in a timely fashion or even at all. how foolish of me to spend my hard ...
Posted by nicole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

god i'm so pissed

okay, so you know when you finally break down and order a pizza from dominos it's because you've really really really really wanted a fucking dominos pizza for days, maybe even weeks. maybe you've be...
Posted by nicole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST