I'd like to meet:
women
Music:
Tiny Tim
Movies:
The True Tales of Fluke Absurd, Your Gunfighter is Dead, Catchy-Ass Tune, Casablanca, Hunan Beef's Folly and everything by Uwe Boll
Television:
Bowling for Redemption, Spice TV, Spice TV 2, Spice TV West, Spice TV Latin
Books:
How to Succeed at Suicide Without Even Dying, Recipes for the Damned, 100 Pro Golfing Tips, and The DaVinci Konami Code
Heroes:
Geneva for President.... that guy is fucking sweet