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About Me

Hi! I'm Top Gun! I like yelling! I like traveling! I've been almost all around the world! I've seen and done some crazy things!
I also enjoy eating Chipotle which I plan on eating for the rest of my life. I found out that i'm related to the guy in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom that rips out the hearts..
One of my dreams is to wrestle a bear and/or box a kangaroo. I found out that boxing kangaroos don't exist anymore after visiting Australia so my only other option is the bear. Another one of my goals is to get arrested and thrown in a Tijuana jail cell and have a black man make a women out of me. Seriously though, I'd like to get a swastica tatooed on my back and when I flex it turns into Hitler. If not that, then a tatoo that says "In Memory of Guadalupe" and when someone asks me about it I just break down and cry.
I had a dream once that Native American guy who was Zacks friend from that episode of the Saved by the Bell was going to kill me after I spit on him thinking he was a statue. That's some crazy shit!
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My Interests

Chipotle, wrestling, lifting weights, beaches, tanning, traveling, Amsterdam, Goa, scotch, mojitos, golf, PWG, Las Vegas, dehydrated ice cream, Armani cologne, Lacoste shirts, women with European accents, yelling "GOD DAMNIT!", getting drunk and pissing myself, freakishly ginormous boobs(love 'em), eating babies...you know..the usual..

I'd like to meet:

I found that girl to shave my back...

Music:

The Beatles
Reel Big Fish
Johnny Cash
Queen
Led Zeppelin
Outkast
The Doors
Nine Inch Nails
Beach Boys
Huey Lewis and the News
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Weezer
Big and Rich
Rob Zombie
Suburban Legends
Men at Work
Presidents of the United States
Whitesnake
AC/DC
Spice Girls
The Ultimate Warriors theme
Enrique Iglesias
Hootie and the Blowfish
Blue Oyster Cult
Johnny Rebel
the music at Chipotle
"That thing you do!"
Tom Jones
Sublime
Neil Diamond
Bollywood music
I like everything! No joke!

Movies:

Top Gun
Old School
Wedding Crashers(WOW)
Anchorman(AMAZING!)

Wake Up Ron Burgundy
Borat
Dodgeball
Zoolander
Elf
Training Day
Napoleon Dynamite
Baby Boy
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Fletch and Fletch Lives

Willow
Orgazmo
Indiana Jones Trilogy
Back to the Future Trilogy
Traffic
Ocean's Eleven and Twelve
Tommy Boy
Black Sheep
Fools Rush In
Bean
Office Space
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Spies Like Us
Dragnet
The Hot Chick
Soul Plane
The Guru
Blow
German Public Sex
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Coming to America
Bad Santa
National Lampoon Vacation movies
Good Morning Vietnam
Police Academy 4-Citizens on Patrol
Ghostbusters 1 and 2
Meet the Fockers
Be Cool
Kicking and Screaming
The Life Aquatic
Royal Tenenbaums
Spun
Devil's Rejects
40 Year Old Virgin
Walk the Line
Schindler's List
Where the Buffalo Roam
Man Bites Dog

Television:

The Office

Sopranos
Dinosaurs
Lost
Arrested Development
Simpsons
Family Guy
Saved by the Bell
King of the Hill
Mr. Show
Chapelle Show
Mr. Bean
The A-Team

Diff'rent Strokes
Punky Brewster
Da Ali G Show

Books:

Berenstain Bears...fucking Jewish bears...what the shit..

Heroes:

Chris Farley, Will Ferrel, Kikutaro, Survival Tobita, Roddy Piper, Ultimate Warrior, Hunter S. Thompson

My Blog

Snoop Blog!

Once in a while when traveling for wrestling you get some strange stories out of the trip and hear some strange things. After all, wrestlers can be quite eccentric at times. And I'll admit not to excl...
Posted by TopGun on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:58:00 PST

Dijeridoos, Ping Pong Shows and Bloody Cocks...the past 5 months summed up...

After dropping Peyote and walking through the Himalayas naked for the past 5 months in search of a Baboon heart transplant I decided to get back into the real world. I figured where else would I rathe...
Posted by TopGun on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:57:00 PST

Springtime for Hitler in Germany!

I just got back from Europe yesterday and i'm fucking jetlagged as fuck! It was an amazing trip though despite a couple of mishaps. The trip started when we arrived in Dusseldorf Germany to be greete...
Posted by TopGun on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:35:00 PST

Watch out Hitler! Here I come!

I'm stoked as i'm writing this as it's a little over a week away till I head out to Europe for the PWG shows out there. It could also be the stuff I snorted that got me stoked but that's a differ...
Posted by TopGun on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 04:57:00 PST

You listen to me! This is a dictatorship and I am Adolf Elizabeth Hitler!

Today in my French class the teacher said the "N" word. It was probably the hottest thing i've ever heard in my life. It gave me the biggest fucking hard on of a lifetime. It wasn't just the fact that...
Posted by TopGun on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 07:01:00 PST

Chicks with dicks, chinese guys with huge cocks, now that's a fucking porno

I'm unable to sleep as i'm still pumped after this weekends wrestling shows and the 3 matches I had which were so much fun. The weekend started with Pro Wrestling War where I wrestled El Generico one...
Posted by TopGun on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 01:15:00 PST

Top Gun and Hooch! Best movie ever!

I figured out my life is a slapstick comedy last night after an altercation with a 100 pound dog at my godfathers house. I was in the guest house of his multi-million dollar home and opened the door r...
Posted by TopGun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life..

Vegas this weekend! It's going to be total debauchery. Dead hookers and doing lines of pixie sticks off their asses. One of us is going to prison after the weekend, that's a given....
Posted by TopGun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I write under the name Jane Doe....cause that's the kind of gal I am..

Since I was bored I did a little statistics on my myspace page and noticed an astounding fact. Out of the 178 friends on my list, only 47 of them are female. Out of these 47 females, I only know or ha...
Posted by TopGun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Forget the In-n-Out Burger..how about just the in-n-out....alright. .how about just the in..

So i'm at the school gym minding my own business changing in the locker room and by now i'm used to seeing naked old men prancing around slapping eachother on the ass. Well, as i'm changing I glan...
Posted by TopGun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST