Thompson inspired me:I like box fights, blow up guitars, rent boy abuse/assault, here thom she look like a mix between freddy mercury and brian may the ugly bitch, they wouldnt make my top list of exciting boring people, getting out of the taxi a mile or so before you get to ya house, green faggot juice, not knowing whether or not to use hot or cold water to cook pasta, making people benoit victims, taking the claw on tour, massacring vaginas with rusty spikes, going insane in the heat, doing the worm after taking shrooms, cactus, ketamine, weed and lots of beer, thinking the sky is black and white, "get out of my tent danno", what mate you didnt like the simpsons i suggest you fuck off and die, trying to stop men assaulting women, "do you know who my family are " "no and i couldnt give a fuck", the dull marriage when unmarried, BRAP, sleepers pub quiz, necking on with munters who somewhat look worse after drink, "you use her mate and she comes back fro more" "i know mate its canny cool", not being like other uncles, driving the banger, breaking down, finding a cold can of carling on the floor. Being asked if i was a medical student because i thought an onion barji looked a bit like a battered ovary, flares glasses, £1.50 for freezing cold fosters twist in independent and holding the bottle and talking about how cold it is with good pals, eating sandwhiches starsky and hutch stake out style in a car ina sda car park
London
The legend of the dog faced woman
"Do you do cashback" "no we dont" "then have ya sandwich back"
Throwing paper at oddballs
Creating bad vibes
Arguing with drug dealers
complaining about the amount of buses and tubes needed to get somewhere
Im so proud of it i put my name of it
ALL IN ALL A GOOD WEEKEND
Most friends will know a canny bit of this
