plants, horses, koi, cleaning, weirdo spotting, changing diapers, and music
Will Ferell, Eddie Izzard (sexy bitch!), Joan Rivers...kidding, Monique, Chuck Norris ("can I shake your hand?"), Carrot Top (punch him right in the ear!), Cher ("you got any real parts on that rig?"), and Tori Amos
Most anything that required talent to write/play
I only enjoy Kevin Costner movies
I had to go way back to think of some of these... Davey and Goliath, Mr. Rogers, 3 Stooges, the A Team, Woody Wood Pecker, Tom and Jerry, Inspector Gadgit, The Price is Right, Muppet Babies, Transformers, Lamb Chop, X-Men, Daria, SNL, the Simpsons, Family Guy, VH1 ("I Love the" or "Best of"), South Park, CSI (Vegas only), Caeser the Dog Trainer, Dave Chapelle, Conan Obrian, Talk Soup, My name is Earl, and most importantly MXC (Extreme Eliminations...Spike TV)
I never learned to read
Hanzel, George Carlin, Napoleon Dynamite, Lothar of the Hill People, Ivana Tinckle, Pat, any and all "rejected" superheroes, "Gill Grissom", Clint Eastwood, Ron Burgundy, G.G., and Mom