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Jaron

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't both

About Me

My daily life used to be simple. A game of cricket in the morning followed by a single malt highland scotch. By noon I would retire to my study and partake in a reading of one of many leather-bound classics I kept nestled in the bosom of a cherry-oak shelving unit built by my great grandfather before the war ended. Nightfall usually ended up with rack of lamb followed by orgies with the hillside neighbors and a good sit on my porch in an antique rocking chair I bought from a vagabond 4 winters past.But now everything is different. MySpace has made everything much more complicated. Gone are the days of purity and ease. Now is the time of profiles and browsing for user by zip code. It seems so strange that my world is so different and yet, I embrace this change. This may or may not describe exactly who I am but I suppose if you made it all the way to the end of this little autobiography without wanting to strangle me then we should talk sometime in the near future. Culver City son what.
http://www.myheritage.com

My Interests

Film/video, writing, Playing the piano, watching football, Drinking Jager, Grubbing at Versailles, buddha, breakdancing and boxing.

I'd like to meet:

You...so hit me up on the AIM... The AIM (SN=Ninjital)

Music:

Everything from Pharcyde to Led Zeppelin, from Beethoven to DJ Shadow, from Jimi to Timo Maas, George Clinton to Protein, Muse to Fatboy Slim. I love music... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Goodfellas, Last of the Mohicans, Fight Club, American History X, The Shinning, Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, American Beauty, Batman, Edward Scissorhands, Kundun, Baraka, Gladiator, Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather/II, Ghost in the Shell, Magnolia, Road to Perdition, Snatch, Everything Is Illuminated, Children of Men, Sin City, Fargo, A Christmas Story, Stuck On You, The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Resevoir Dogs, Saving Private Ryan, Heat, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, A Very Long Engagement and so many more I should remember.

Television:

Sopranos, Family Guy, Reno 911, Weeds, Chapelle Show and the Simpsons.

Books:

Fight Club, Survivor, Choke, Lullaby, Glue, Youth in Revolt, Siddhartha, The Acid House, The Things They Carried, Brave New World, Bagombo Snuff Box, Welcome to the Monkey House.

Heroes:

Mom and Dad

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Jaron on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:30:00 PST

Los Angeles

How about this L.A. community? As a long time defender of this downtrodden entertainment mecca I can't help but feel as though the term "L.A. community" is beginning to sound more and more like an ox...
Posted by Jaron on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:47:00 PST

The difference between Good and Evil

GOOD Good, an obvious typo of the word God, consistently proves time and time again that it is real. Whether it be a game of croquet or a solid glass of an islay malt, we have had Goods presence ...
Posted by Jaron on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:41:00 PST

The difference between Myself and Others

MYSELF I want to introduce Myself. Now Myself is an interesting character. Myself is a male, 23, with brown this and that and an average build. Sometimes he speaks a lot, sometimes he experiences ...
Posted by Jaron on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:20:00 PST

Jews

I was brushing my teeth and for some reason I remembered all the words to this song from jew camp waaaay back in the day.  Why? Well, I, ran around the corner and I ran around the block and I ra...
Posted by Jaron on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 02:26:00 PST

Antithesis of Sin

Beyond a forest's morbid torrent past an empty stream, further than the skys reflection of a violent dream. Down a ways from lazy days there lays a town that strays away from all the wrong ideas tha...
Posted by Jaron on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 02:11:00 PST

My Inner Spinning Brain...

My inner spinning brain is like a sinner winning pain a thinning splinter on a frame a ninny digging for the sane awake our vision isnt plain asleep our center is the same as when the grinning winter...
Posted by Jaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It all boils down to communication...

Hows it goin. Hey hows it goin. Hows it goin. Everybody asks how its goin. Actually they dont even ask, they just say. Usually people answer back with, Hey hows it goin. It is...
Posted by Jaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fist Clenched Teeth Grindin

All the crazed, amazed, people on the frays of these lazy days, livin in the maze of what we praise as great, doing what they can to turn and face the grain, fist clenched teeth grindin hate's em...
Posted by Jaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Beard?

The time has come, the juden said, to talk of many things. Actually I just wanted to write about how I shaved my beard the other night. Basically I started interviewing for jobs and I realized t...
Posted by Jaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST