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Maximilian

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About Me



A 20 year old raised on the mean streets of Redfern who has come to appreciate and divide myself between the hyper feminity that is found in Bondi and the boganess and spouse abuse that is found out West. Currently studying a B.A at UNSW wasting tax payers money on a degree that has no employable pathway. I consider it practice for when i become a proffesional abuser of centrelink. Peoples own failure and ability to make a fool of themselves is what i find particularly funny. Whether its a bruise or a fractured skull there is always a laugh. I do not pick fights unless it is with somone who is under the age of 9.

My Interests

Likes: Rosie, Free Parking, Monopoly, causing trouble, making fun of people who post "comment my picture bulletins", people falling over, being better than others at things, cheesecake, clean sheets, my car, girls over the age of 33.Dislikes: Girls under the age of 33, anyone who uses the word "trashy", "trashbag" or the phrase "what a trashy weekend",parking officers, the French, Emo's, people that steal my P plates, Dragonfly doorstaff,people who cant drive but do it anyway, people who post pointless bulletins saying "im bored" or post stupid surveys about themselves which no one cares about, Stupid girls who ask for comments of there pictures (if we wanted to comment your pictures we would of done it ages ago, deflate your ego and have sex with a spoon)

I'd like to meet:

Unless you are at least 33 years old.you have no chance with me

Movies:

Star Wars for its facts and its relevance to todays society

Books:

Reading is for people who dont understand cartoons i mean seriously what would you prefer???

Heroes:



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