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MonsterJohn

May 14, 2066

About Me

I like to keep a boring Myspace.. Mon-ster: 1- any plant or animal of abnormal shape or structure, as one greatly malformed or lacking some parts; monstrosity 2- any imaginary creature part human and part animal in form, as a centaur, or made up of the parts of two or more different animals, as a dragon 3- something monstrous 4- a person so cruel, wicked, depraved, etc. as to horrify others 5- ant huge animal or thing 6- Pathology; a malformed fetus, esp. one with an excess or deficiency of limbs or parts; teratism --ADJ, huge; enormous; monstrous... Monster is a term for any number of legendary creatures that frequently appear in mythology, legend, and horror fiction. "Monster" usually, but not always, implies that these creatures are larger than human size. It almost always implies that the creatures are powerful and hostile to the hero, and must be overcome to succeed in the quest.

My Interests

Skydiving, World of Warcraft, MMORGP's, your mom, greasy burgers, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

I'd like to meet:

paladin definition n. 1. A paragon of chivalry; a heroic champion. 2. A strong supporter or defender of a cause: "the paladin of plain speaking" (Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.) 3. Any of the 12 peers of Charlemagne's court. paladin synonyms noun A person revered especially for noble courage: hero. See fear

Music:

Techno, rock, drum and bass, house, rave, trance, synth pop, heavy metal, some rap (MCCHRIS) blah blah blah blah

Movies:

As stated before I LOVE movies more then I love music and your mom.

Television:

T.V. is for the weak.

Books:

The Thief of Always, Clive Barker; The Illustrated Man, Ray Bradbury, 1984, George Orwell; the Vampire books, Anne Rice; Martian Chronicles, Ray Bradbury; Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Richard Bach; Triple Detente, Piers Anthony; The Hellbound Heart, Clive Barker; anything H. P. Lovecraft

Heroes:

my father, my mother, my brother, my sister, Chris, Will, Bob, Spencer, Austin, Brent, Sarah, George who has the best gnome mage ever, and BUFF the best skydiver on this side of Detriot.

My Blog

I am 25 years old

I will be in my 4th year of my Navy Career, and it's my birthday, all I can think about is why I joined, why am I here its not the money (well it may be, it maybe my way of sticking it to the man) but...
Posted by MonsterJohn on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST

I have a strange feeling I was born in the wrong time.

I cant be from this time. its just to plain, its boring. we arent in a historical moment in time. I seriously believe that I was really ment to be born either 500-1,000 years from now, or 500-1,000 ye...
Posted by MonsterJohn on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:36:00 PST

I wrote a blog

it was long it was I thought poetic I had it written and had it at the "preview/post" page and deleted it.. it was about crushing dry leaves in your hand about change about NOTHING.. so I deleted it.....
Posted by MonsterJohn on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:13:00 PST