My Celebrity Look-alikes |
retreat '04 rox!!
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Posted by Dayle on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:45:00 PST |
oh, girLs!!Ü |
1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before t...
Posted by Dayle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
a good something... |
If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience o...
Posted by Dayle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
John 3:16 |
A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner, the people were in and out of the cold. The little boy was so cold that he wasn't trying to sell many papers. He walked up to a policeman and said, "...
Posted by Dayle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
why do women cry?! tell me why? |
"Why Do Women Cry" "Why are you crying?" he asked his Mom. "Because I'm a woman" she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little b...
Posted by Dayle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
what does 'busy' mean?! |
Message: Satan called a worldwide convention of demons. In his opening address he said, "We can't keep Christians from going to church." "We can't keep them from reading their Bibles and knowing the t...
Posted by Dayle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
our scars.. |
Some years ago, on a hot summer day in south Florida, a little boy decided to go for a swim in the old swimming hole that was behind his house. In a hurry to dive into the cool water, he ran out the b...
Posted by Dayle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the 30th day |
Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night.... Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world Jasmine: I think so...All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons...
Posted by Dayle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
new filipino vocabulary :D |
1. Contemplate - not enough pinggan. 2. Punctuation - pera para maka enrol 3. Ice Buko - Is my hair ok? 4. Tenacious - footwear for tennis 5. Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya 6. Devastation - sakayan ...
Posted by Dayle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the barber.. |
A man went to a barber shop to have his hair and his beard cut as always. He started to have a good conversation with the barber who attended him. They talked about so many things and various subjects...
Posted by Dayle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
