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Kev

Smile. It makes your butt tingle.

About Me

Hi, I'm Kev. I just moved here not too long ago from southern cali. I'm a huge movie nut, so much so that I used to work in the film industry as a writer, actor and stand up comedian. I love to hang out and just laugh with people.I try to be as down to earth as possible and I'm very friend oriented. I'll do just about anything to help someone out if they really need it. For the most part I'm an absolute goob. I've got a joke or a come back for everything. I just like to laugh and (try to) look at the brighter side of things.
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My Interests

I love movies, I've got about 800 dvd's. I like to read (NERD ALERT) and I love watchin hockey games. I like to go hiking, I go fishing every once and a while with my dad (he's a fishing addict) and I love sittin out on the porch with my neighbors and just chillin.

I'd like to meet:

Cool-assed video:

Music:

I love classic rock. Anything that has real instruments in it is pretty good with me. I like 70's and 80's for the most part.

Movies:

Yeah, just by the part where I said that I have 800 dvd's, there isn't enough room to list my favorites. I love horror films, sometimes the cheesier the better. I love the Godfather like most stereotypical guys. Super Troopers, Ghostbusters, Batman, Pay it Forward.....

Television:

I'm a geek for CSI, Smallville and Medium and I've been addicted to Heroes.

Books:

My favorite books are by Clive Barker. Read The Great and Secret Show and Everville. I'm also a huge nut for the turn of the century old "gothic" books: Dracula, Jekyll and Hyde, Phantom of The Opera, Frankenstein, The Invisible Man and a butt-load of other books.

Heroes:

Clive Barker, Danny Elfman, anyone who decides to be a teacher (because they have the most thankless job next to a cop), Allison DuBois and my little brother.

My Blog

Just a quick joke/rant

So it occurred to me that I haven't written in FOUR MONTHS.  Has life been so uninteresting that I haven't had anything to post?  Hell no lol  I'd be the happiest boy on earth.  No...
Posted by Kev on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:47:00 PST

Imaculate Pretzel...really

Ok, I've been aware that I need to write somethin on here but I haven't had anything important enough to share with everyone.  But there's something that everyone is talkin about in my office and...
Posted by Kev on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:01:00 PST

Randomness and nothin

Ok, so I'm alright now.  I went home and pouted alone so no one could see me actin like a little ass.  Except for the cat, but he IS a little ass, so it works out.  So hopefully I'm go...
Posted by Kev on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:40:00 PST

A message for my friends....

It occured to me that I haven't written anything on here in a while.  Sorry.  Since my break up with the nut life's just felt kinda flimsy.  I've got this nasty habbit of retreating int...
Posted by Kev on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:47:00 PST

Single Again

Well, it was a fairly decent Saturday.  I couldn't complain.  I got to hang out with my girlfriend, we went to my grandfather's surprise party, got to watch a hockey game and then got a litt...
Posted by Kev on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:23:00 PST

No Fucking Scissors :-(

Ok, I know I don't usually post two of these in one day, but I have to take a moment to pout. I'm working a fourteen hour day today, and no, I'm not thrilled about it.  But since my girlfriend "c...
Posted by Kev on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:18:00 PST

My Niece or Nephew's Heartbeat

Ok, so I know I posted a bulletin about this but I'm totally pumped, so fuck you for laughin.  But here's the video that has the audio (I know that's an oxymoron) of my new niece or nephew's hear...
Posted by Kev on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:57:00 PST

Selfishness

You know, one thing I really can't stand about some people is their inability to look beyond themselves.  People can be so selfish and be so ignorantly blissful not recognizing that their actions...
Posted by Kev on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:30:00 PST

D.C's Different!

I just read an article on yahoo stating that studies find that just over 1/3 of Washington DC is illiterate..... dude, you guys voted him in!
Posted by Kev on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:07:00 PST

"'300' vs. 70 million..." fuckin morons.

The following was pulled out of an article on CNN.com this morning called "'300' vs. 70 million Iranians":.. End Tout1 -->.. End Article Main -->.. Begin Article Copy --> .. Begin Article Tools --> &n...
Posted by Kev on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:36:00 PST