shock theatre
fire breathing
fire eating
sword swallowing
learning all that is learnable
watching drunks
freeze modeling
street performers
living statues
gallons of stage blood
EGL
Anyone in the 99.9th percentile.
Memorable Quotes
Anametamystik:When in doubt
Pineapple
Principia Discordia:The Chimp
..."Gentlemen," he said, "why does Pickering's Moon go about in reverse orbit? Gentlemen, there are nipples on your chests; do you give milk? And what, pray tell, Gentlemen, is to be done about Heisenberg's Law?" He paused. "SOMEBODY HAD TO PUT ALL OF THIS CONFUSION HERE!" "Gentlemen," he said, "why does Pickering's Moon go about in reverse orbit? Gentlemen, there are nipples on your chests; do you give milk? And what, pray tell, Gentlemen, is to be done about Heisenberg's Law?" He paused. "SOMEBODY HAD TO PUT ALL OF THIS CONFUSION HERE!"
Principia Discordia:the Law of Fives
The Law of Fives is one of the oldest Erisian Mysterees. It was first revealed to Good Lord Omar and is one of the great contributions to come from The Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus.
POEE subscribes to the Law of Fives of Omar's sect. And POEE also recognizes the holy 23 (2+3=5) that is incorporated by Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatus, KNS, into his Discordian sect, The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria.
The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.
The Law of Fives is never wrong.
In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."
VNV Nation: (Futureperfect) Fearless
I am not alone, I am not afraid, I am not unhappy.
These are the words I say to myself everyday.
I am not alone, I am not afraid, I am not unhappy.
Tell me what ritual I should have today.
But I’m not alone. I’ve resolved so many things and set myslef free.
Reversing beyond Mystik. If it's Greek to you, that's because it's derived from Greek. In short, I'm known to make clear very complex things or doing that which is considered impossible.
Is [something in some picture] really real?
Yes. I do all my own stunts. My scars, burns, fuels, fires and piercings are all real.
Will you teach me?
Probably not. If it's fire you're after, I'd recommend looking up Mephistopheles or the Coney Island Sideshow school. I am not associated with either, but I respect them highly. The way I learned was by finding many people to teach me in person and convincing them to teach me. Considering the risks involved, good luck on finding someone to teach you. But if you are going to ignore the warnings about death, burns and pneumonia, at least have a safety with a wet towel within a short distance, practice with water and unlit torches for many months prior to using fuel, and avoid alcohol as a fuel or for nerves. Clowns of the US has insurance for fire and circus acts. Insurance is pretty much mandatory if you plan to perform at anything other than house parties and a good idea period. I prefer house parties because the club circuit tends to be very restrictive. Build a reputation for safety and be patient. Be great at one or two tasks rather than be mediocre at many.
So, what do you do for a day job?
I supervise a pineapple plantation in Michigan. In my copious free time, of which I have none, I write php and mySQL code, trying to save the world one website at a time.
Icon of Coil, Apoptygma Berserk, Rotersand, Panzer AG, Sisters of Mercy, VNV Nation, Johann Sebastion Bach, Dresden Dolls, Combichrist,
"Young Frankenstein", "White Zombie", "The Producers"
Dante's "Divine Comedy", Goethe's "Faust"