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Mr. Toys R Us Kid

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About Me

The Greatest
Sorry, but I could never explain thys man's influence on my life...
He was simply... The Greatest!
I love you, I myss you.. and I hope you're
proud of the way I'm living my life!
Your work lives on... WF!
R.I.P
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Now let's have some fun... It feels really awkward to sit here and talk about myself.. . First thyng tho, is that I said I smoke.. but I don't smoke cigarettes or weed... Occasionally I'll have a cigar tho.. But my love is my hookah which seem to have gotten extremely popular over the past few years.. I've been into it since 2004... If you want to learn more about it visit Hookah History and read up ... I actually have a portable Hookah for use in my car... Sometymes, even I thynk I have way too much free tyme..
I grew a little tyred of receiving a billion fake friend request... so now you need my last name... which is easy.. just enter - GameDayDog ... and I'm ignoring those who send me a message asking me to add them as a friend because they couldn't send me a request.. if you haven't read thys far into my profyle, why would you really want to be my friend?
I'm a silly dude.. I wonder if anybody ever realizes that all the headlines I have next to my picture used to be movie quotes?? Now tho, I thynk I'm gonna go with inspirational type quotes.. My lil contribution to the betterment (That's a real word!) of the cyberspace community... With that being said... Probably the highlight of my silliness so far is thys lil commercial I made...
I'm a jack of all trades.. I know a little bit about everythyng and what I don't know.. I'll learn somethyng about it... I rarely litter.. I'm really good (being modest) at Texas Hold 'Em ... I'm known to spend an hour in Wal-Mart, just looking at cookware & kitchen gadgets ... At Best Buy I'll get CD's & DVD's, then put 'em back on the shelf after browsing cuz I don't really need 'em ... I really love sending & receiving handwritten letters & postcards ... (It's nyce not seeing bills in your mailbox) ... I used to watch & go to NASCAR & NHRA Drag races ... I'm not afraid to try new thyngs... even if it's just for shitz & giggles ... I taught myself HTML ... I laugh a lot, especially at myself ... I notyce misspelled words... I read the comic section fyrst ... I've never had a krabby patty ... I only check my snail-mail box on Sundays (Usually every other Sunday) ... I'm tryin' to keep my profyle - Dial Up Internet - friendly ... I really can type correctly and fast.. Using y's is just what I do...
Typing Test Results
Your accuracy was impressive.
Your speed was 58 WPM
Any doubts..?? I'm an honest guy but kynda quiet... not really, I mean I'm a conversationalist.. I can talk to you but I prefer to listen.. There's a quote by Jaren Sparks that says - "When you talk, you repeat what you already know; when you listen, you often learn somethyng." ... Hopefully u're not the type of person that'll give me one word answers... I hate that because I'll take it as a sign that u're not interested in the subject matter or the person u're talking to or even worse, that you're unintelligent and unable to speak in complete sentences... Often, my smile & my eyes will tell you what I'm thynking...
If u have read all of thys.. take a second to read about - Why I laugh during Thanksgiving dinners ... Yeah, I know it's sick.. but I fynd the turkey funny... Real friends will take a minute to read ya profile... TRUE friends will read & subscribe to blogs... Anywayz.. U learn the most interesting thyngs from the History Channel... & the turkey part just stuck itself in my brain.. probably forever... Ok..
Thys year you can add a new alias to my list.. I'm gonna be aka - Mr. Krabs.. cuz I'm focused on collecting that paper.. You can love him or hate him.. but nothyng gets between Mr. Krabs and his money... Hahaha... I thynk about the Spongebob Squarepants movie.. He was lyke - "Hi, I'm Mr. Krabs, I lyke MONEY!!!" ... hahaha... So, in true Mr. Krabs fashion.. I won't floss no more, I'ma sit on my money til I'm above the law...
I have my dream job now, it took a minute for me to get it, but I absolutely love what I do, even if it's long, awkward hours and occasionally totally kills my little social lyfe.. but I love my life & I have a lotta fun ... I can be by myself and enjoy my company... I work hard and I have a lotta fun whyle doing it... I dunno what I'd do if I couldn't be behind the wheel of a truck... I love what I do!! ...
Actually, if I didn't have a professional driver's license, I wouldn't have a license.. I'm pretty fearless behind the wheel of an automobile... U know how car commercials say - Professional driver on a closed road... Well, I should be that driver... If I was in a crime syndicate, I'd be the getaway driver... I'd be a real lyfe Transporter ... Knowing I drive for a living keeps me sane on the road, but I do have my moments... :D ... If u have a fast car.. can I drive???
I'm a Mavericks & Cowboys fan...I've also adopted the Jacksonville Jaguars ... I'm a season ticket holder... and one of their biggest fans.. as long as they aren't playing the Cowboys... I'll never jump ship... even if they can break ya heart ...
All in all, I'm a fun loving, comical good guy... naw, scratch that... I gotta warn ya - I'm really a bad guy with a good heart ... I have my moments... and if ya don't know what that means, feel free to ask... I just live for the moment... I guess I'm just a simple, humble guy who's seemingly routine life is sprinkled with just enough excitement & adventure to make it loveable, memorable & worthwhile...
Last but not least... I'm a Proud Member of:

My Interests

I'm a jack of all trades.. For 2008... I want to stay in touch with the friends I made during football season.. and enjoyin' living lyfe to the fullest...

I come from a whole family of bowlers... I bowl better when I'm drunk.. yep, it's amazing! .. You'll probably catch me at Jax Lanes during the day tyme getting in valuable practice tyme...

Let's see.. I'm also a season ticket holder for the Jacksonville Jags... Another dream of myne tho is attending an NFL game at every stadium in the league... so I may do some travelling...

How can I not mention flying kites... I keep 4 or 5 kites in my car... For me, it's therapeutic... same feeling I get from cooking.

Besydes the sports stuff... I love working out but haven't been in the gym in months, but since I'm single, I'll have more free tyme ... so I'll be adding that to my routine again soon... I also practice yoga... Power Yoga.. I'm not that flexible, but I'm working on it.. I won't be on Cirque Du Soleil anytyme soon... I also know my way around a kitchen ... Sometymes I be on some Food Network shyt... When it comes to food, I only have 3 requirements - It has to Look good... It has to Smell good... and it can't be moving... There's an exception on the moving part.. Hahaha .. I've seriously been thynking about taking a culinary arts course to expand my skillz.. I'll probably go solo, but I'd love to have someone join me... Helps with the homework... :D

For 2008, I'm focused on money.. not just making it.. but this is the year I actually develop a budget for saving, spending & investing it.. I have an incredibly wyde range of interests... For real.. starting another possible business has taken a lyfe of it's own..

I'm really good at playing No Limit Texas Hold'em ... then again, I don't know anybody that plays poker and swears they are bad players.. :D ... But you can catch me onlyne playing in a few tournaments... If you are one of the few females that won't complain that I have the World Poker Tour or World Series of Poker on television all day.. definitely feel free to drop me a message..

I'm also a big fan of quotations... When I was driving my truck over the road or across the country, I had a journal and I'd start or end each entry with a quote... Eventually, I'd fynd myself just reading the quotes in the book and they kynda stick... Nowadays, I browse quotation websites for my amusement. If you visit my blog, you'll see plenty of quotes...
“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” - Maya Angelou

Other than that, U can often fynd me taking a break from the real world by browsing profyles of real women on myspace... If you don't have the words - "Hatin'", "Niggaz", "Bytches", "Hoes" ... and you actually look attractive wearing non-revealing clothes & a smile.. chances are I've swung thru and said hi.. ... I'm very well rounded, but there's always more room to learn ... Can u show me somethyng new???

I'd like to meet:

This dude ... so I can get some Guitar Hero lessons.. :D


Hahaha.. Yeah, I'm being stupid... (big surprise, ryght?) ... I don't know who I'd like to meet.. If ya cool & have a good heart... Just say hi... Whatever happens happens... I tend to go with the flow... When relationshyps are concerned - I will say that I've been with & around enough women to really know what QUALITIES I want my ideal woman to possess... Non-Smoking, Intelligent, Employed, Sense of Humor, Appreciation of Lyfe and The Little Thyngs .... that's Just for Starters.. and she definitely has to have a little spare time to spend with me... If I'm really interested in you, I'll take what I can get... I'm flexible lyke dat... plus u'll be rewarded with your own special nickname!!!! (How cool is that??)I'll add u as a friend, but seriously... stay in touch cuz I will delete yo' ass...

I believe that people with good hearts tend to find each other... it just happens faster onlyne... I also feel - if a person is genuine and cool online, they're gonna be cool in real lyfe... If I thynk u're cool and find out U only live 30 minutes away from me... then we're gonna have to meet at least once... lunch, movie, rollerskating, ice cream, bowling ... I don't care, let's go do somethyng stupid...

Honestly, sometymes I feel lyke I don't need to meet anyone else!!! Simply because I'm a giving, friendly person and I feel bad when I realize that I'm spreading myself kynda thin and not able to spend quality tyme with those that I really want to spend tyme with... So, I'm sorry if you feel that I don't give you enuff attention... Lyfe gets crazy sometymes... I usually don't make friends, I make family..

Just check out my profile... Visit my websyte - GameDayDog.Com and learn more about me ... Basically, I'll be the last man your mom will ever approve of.. Feel free to drop me a message or comment at anytyme.. I'll wryte you back.. I'll definitely get you out the house... let's just have some fun together... I'll invite people out twice... after that, you gotta call me when u're ready or able to do somethyng stupid ...

Usually, you can fynd me blasting Go-Go Music .. after all, I am from DC.. and yeah, I lyke to party...

But when I'm chyllin in the house.. cookin', layin' across the bed soakin' my feet or hittin' my hookah.. watchin' my lava lamp... U'll fynd me lystening to Jazz... I used to hate it as a kyd.. but when ya in ya Dad's car, you can't change the station.. hahaha... Now that I'm older, I love it and I thank him for helping me to appreciate & experience different types of music..

These Are My Amusing Quiz Results
Take A Quiz & Post Your Results in my Comment Area!!

Game is 86% Sexy
(Only 86%? .. WTF?)
Game's Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!

Let's face it... Game's one of the sexiest people around and he doesn't let anyone forget it... Game's crazy hot, and he always delivers on what he promises. (If not, I'll apologize & try to last longer the next tyme!!) ...

Game's definitely one wild ride... (A Wild Ride?? People do say I'm a trip..)
Game's Love Type: ESTP Game is - The Doer
In love & life, Game is charming, and known for sweeping people off their feet... For Game, sex is fun and a great way to be in the moment with someone...

Overall, Game is witty, generous, and flirty... However, Game tends to ignore conflict and gets bored with people easily...

Best matches: ISFJ or ISTJ

Game's Personality Profile
Game is elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant... Game's mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle... Game is also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs...

For Game, comfort and calm are very important... Game tends to thrive on his own and shrug off most affection...

Game prefers to protect his emotions and stay strong.
Game's Dominant Intelligence is
Interpersonal Intelligence Game shines in his ability to relate to and understand others... Good at seeing others' points of view, Game gets how people think and feel...

Game has an uncanny ability to sense true feelings, intentions, and motivations... A natural born leader, Game is great at teaching and mediating conflict...

Game would make a good counselor, salesperson, politician, or business person. (But I make a GREAT truck driver!!!)

Game Would Choose Love Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love.

Game would rather have a true soulmate than a private jet... And while many people may claim they would choose love too...

Game's one of the few who would really do it.
Game Will Be a Cool Parent Game seems to naturally know a lot about parenting, and he knows what kids need... Game can tell when it's time to let kids off the hook, and when it's time to lay down the law...

While Game's parenting is modern and hip, it's not over the top... Game knows that there's nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager... or a drill sergeant!

Game's Love Element Is Earth In love, Game has consistency and integrity... For Game, love is all about staying grounded and centered.

Game attracts others with his zest for life and experiences... Game's flirting style is defined by setting the scene, creating a unique moment in time.

Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of Game's love life... Game may take things too slowly, but he never puts his heart at risk.

Game connects best with: Fire

Avoid: Wood

Game and another Earth element: need each other too much to build a good foundation
Game is a Sunrise Game enjoys living a slow, fulfilling life. Game enjoys living every moment, no matter how ordinary.

Game is a person of reflection and meditation. He starts and ends every day by looking inward.
Caring and giving, Game enjoys making people happy. He's often cooking for friends or buying them gifts.

All in all, Game knows how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be.


Game's Birthdate: October 6 Game tends to be the rock in relationships - people depend on him.
Thoughtful and caring, he often put others needs first.
Game isn't content to help those he knows... He wants to give to the world.
An idealist, he strives for positive change and dreams about how much better things could be.

Game's strength: His intuition
Game's weakness: He puts himself last
Game's power color: Rose (Rose?? WTF - Blue or Purple)
Your power symbol: Cloud (But I'm a nyght person, maybe the MOON?)
Your power month: June (Hahaha, My bro's b-day month!) More Info On My Chinese Zodiac Sign
Game Was Born Under A: Water Ox You are solid, methodical, and you do things right the first time.
Even when no one else does, you always believe in yourself.
You tend to see the world in black and white, right or wrong.
A good memory and eye for details means you tend to thrive at near impossible tasks.

The OX is quiet, steadfast, methodical and can tolerate difficulties. Ox people are hard working and down to earth. They are exceptionally clever and creative with their hands. In business, the ox often brings prosperity, not through entrepreneurial imagination and risk, but as a result of logical thought, resolute practicality, and honest endurance. Ox people should seek their fortune as a surgeon, dentist, architect, tailor, or technician.Ideal Partner: Rooster, Snake or Rat,
If U've Gotta Quiz 4 Me - Send It & I'll Post My Results!
Results are strictly for personal entertainment ONLY...
Perfect matches DOES NOT guarantee an instant marriage proposal... ~G

Music:

Hahaha.. lyke my interests... my musical tastes vary as well.. u can fynd me in the house, relaxing with Miles Davis.. or driving down the road singing a buncha country or pop alternative songs .. off-key and at the top of my lungs :D ... For the record, country music has the greatest love song lyrics ever written.. Ya know - I will alwayz love you - by Whitney Houston from The Bodyguard... Yep, Dolly Parton sang it fyrst with a country twist... So I listen to everythyng from Hinder's Lips of An Angel ... to Jay-Z & Young Joc ... to Miles Davis ... back to Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles ... to Jodeci & Doug E. Fresh... and I can't forget that I'm from WASHINGTON DC Baby!!! .... So listen for the heavy percussion coming from Go-Go music blasting from my ryde... Wow.. I never thought I'd say this but I'm losing my love for hip/hop and rap music... Not the old school stuff.. but I guess I'm just disenchanted with the direction this meaningless stuff is taking... But on the positive it has expanded my musical horizons ten-fold... and gaining new experiences is a good thing..

Movies:

I only have one rule about movies... - It has to be less than or just about 2 hours long... I've only seen a few great movies that passed my tyme limit.. lyke Contact, Scarface, Pirates of the Carribean 2 ... Ya know.. movies where u sit down and don't realize that u've spent nearly 3 hours glued to your seat... Whereas, a bad movie.. u're looking at your watch, shocked to learn that u've only been there 30 minutes, yet if feels lyke 4 hours... The Omen comes to mind.. That shyt was just fuggin' DUMB!! ... hahaha..

Being a movie buff, I analyze films and notice plot holes.. unanswered questions.. etc... also.. I tend to use movie quotes in regular conversations...

Television:

If you've looked at my Movie, Music & Interests area.. you can imagine what my range in Television is with cable.. Besydes sports, I watch the Discovery Channel, I watched a two hour show about ants.. but one of my favorites is - How It's Made.. I love the History Channel's Modern Marvels.. also Extreme Engineering or Mega Machines... I'll watch a show about the Aztec civilization... but I'll also watch Cartoon Network, The Speed Channel... I guess it's called Edutainment programming... Hell, I'll watch QVC & HSN and drool over the newest electronic and cookware items... Flex-Pay be tempting as shyt!! ... I'll catch CSI, House & Monk .. Psych is hilarious, Shawn & Gus act lyke me & my brother ... I watch Nickelodeon & the Food Network.. especially Unwrapped... But if ya ask me about the BET awards.. I probably missed it.

Books:

I haven't read a book for pleasure in centuries... I'm sorry!!! ... I've become a magazine buyer & internet surfer.. but if I do buy a book... It'll be a How-To book or somethyng that improves a skill or task I'm developing... For example, now that I'm taking bowling seriously, I'll buy a book with bowling drills, exercyses & tips from Barnes & Noble before I buy the next Harry Potter or Steven King novel...

A strong exception goes to Calvin & Hobbes and The Far Side... great sarcatic, yet witty and classic observational & scientific humor...

Heroes:

I'm my own hero.. sounds vain doesn't it.. but ya gotta understand where I'm from and what I've been thru and the thyngs that I've overcome in lyfe... then I realize that I love my life.. and quite often, I tend to amaze myself... I set my own goals and expectations and work hard to surpass them... Then I look back and admyre myself.. Hang out with me & u'll see how when I get involved, thyngs kynda magically fall in place.. I just believe positive stuff happens when ya livin ryght and lovin' lyfe... & I do love my lyfe!!!

My Blog

Rumors of My Demise...

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.. but I'm not back... At least not yet.. I'll explain in a bit.. Fyrst of all I gotta thank my connect... the most important person with all due respe...
Posted by Mr. Toys R Us Kid on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:49:00 PST

Gs A Sexy Trekkie...

Hahaha... Ok .. I tried to change my mynd about posting these last two videos.. but then people actually asked.. - What happenedto the Grand Finale.. hahaha.. Me and my big mouth!!!I also had a frien...
Posted by Mr. Toys R Us Kid on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:30:00 PST

Who Plays You??

Fyrst of all.. My brother absolutely loves my homemade milk crate couch/sofa... Found out it seats four comfortably... :DNext up... You guys ever watch a movie and really relate to a characterin the f...
Posted by Mr. Toys R Us Kid on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:56:00 PST

Da Road Tryp Aftermath..

Hahaha... Well, thys morning started out eventful..and since it’s officially a wrap... I’ll talk about it... :DBut fyrst... I have one friend that joined us and shewas disappointed by thos...
Posted by Mr. Toys R Us Kid on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:26:00 PST

2008 Road Trip 1 - The Food (Reposted)

Originally posted 3/8/2008 - 3:33 pm "I create feelings in others that they themselves don’t understand!"- Lightning McQueen - (Cars 2006) Come One... Come All... Hahaha... Guess What.. Guess Wh...
Posted by Mr. Toys R Us Kid on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:31:00 PST

What’s For Dinner - I Got Kitchen Skillz!!

Just spent the day with my muddafuggin’ brother...For those that have never hung out with the two of us... You’re in for a treat if you make it to our Road Tryp... Which happens to be a fe...
Posted by Mr. Toys R Us Kid on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:02:00 PST

Crazy Now.. Genius Later !!!

I hope you have a cuz u’re gonna be here for a minute.. I guess I gotta story to tell...Ya see... I just did something on my birthday (I’m a Libra - October 6th, but if you want to know wh...
Posted by Mr. Toys R Us Kid on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:08:00 PST

Im Having 106 Privacy Issues So Come Fynd Me!!

Wassup :D ... !!! Not everythyng I do is such a success... I guess it’s hard to confess that I’m not perrr... perrrrrrfff... perfeecc... arrrgh.. Why is that so hard to admit?? .. Well, I&...
Posted by Mr. Toys R Us Kid on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:08:00 PST

I Cant Make Thys Up...

Ok... I was browsing profyles yesterday to invite people to my blog.. because I seemto be the only person that thynks my blog isworth telling people about .. :( Well, I came across thys profyle... and...
Posted by Mr. Toys R Us Kid on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:00:00 PST

What's 4 Dinner?? - My S.O.B. Cakes

I don't even need to mention thys as being What's 4 Dinner.. it should be what's for dessert... :DUsually, these are video blogs.. but what I'ma do, since I threw away the majority of the ingredients ...
Posted by Mr. Toys R Us Kid on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:37:00 PST