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About Me

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What about me? Im Jason. People will tell you many different things in regards to who and what I am... And let me tell you- Only about half of it is true. People Bother me. Its not often that I find folks who i can consistently hang out with- I have a short attention span- I like music... probably more than i like 80% of my friends.- Cooking is my passion- Passion is my life- did i meantion that i have a short attention span?- Some of my favorite people are those who hate me most.- I believe in the flying spaghetti Monster, and he's coming back to save us someday.- Cheesy flics are some of my favorites. 'Kiss meets the phantom' was a great movie- Porn is funny- Cats steal your soul at night- I have very diverse taste in all things (i.e. music, food, friends, clothes, art)- I miss Rick James- I miss Alf- My Name Is Earl is one of the greatest shows ever made.- Sifl and olly Is one of the greatest shows ever made with sock puppets.- My Family is nuts.- Mos Def is a prophet.- Bill O'reilly is the devil- did I meantion that i have a short attention span?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Zombie Abraham Lincoln, Trent Reznor, Brandon Boyd, like... Every musician ever for that matter, An Alien, A panda, Hari Krishna, Buddha, Bill Gates, Dave Chappelle, God, Satan, Someone who is as insane as myself, General Tso (to thank him for the chicken), Mao Tse Tung, Chuck Palahniuk, The guy who stole my RayBans ( Fuck you whoever you are. those cost me $110!) Aaron McGruder, Stan Lee, H.R. Geiger, Charles Manson, Ed Gein, John Wayne Gacy, Michael Bay (to tell him that pearl harbor sucked), Damn, this list just goes on and on...

My Blog

Losing Frequencies (stolen from Williams street)

So we found a website that played a spectrum of pure sine wave tones and& Okay, let's back up, we don't know what sine wave means, much less "pure" sine wave, so let's just say it played a range of no...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:45:00 GMT

Crank That Cotton Gin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwjWpcr7G9g hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:14:00 GMT

Fuck!

Fuck FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:58:00 GMT

down, low.

nearly suicidal contemplating my arrival in this holy war is  more than i can bear Hand upon the bible I will separate this title from its followers who wallow in dispair. do whats right becaus...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:09:00 GMT

Let’s go to prison!

Jason's locked up. So here's the info on how to get in touch with him...I know this means snail mail and not ticking away at a keyboard and hitting "send," but you know what?You should write him anywa...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:16:00 GMT

Hahaha you cant read this. And I bet youre mad.

I dont understand....but then again i never have....I need your perfect hand......need you to be my better half...one day im sure i'll lookback on all this and smilebut that day is far away...and im d...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 05:35:00 GMT

I cant believe.... (that you read this crap)

I wish I could just forget youmemories cause much regret to..... -you were everything -cant you see what you mean to me -the world, everything-cant you see  that you seem to beMeTo meI wish...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 19:40:00 GMT

Uncle Sam And Aunt Agony

We've come hereto pay our last respectsa country of uninformed insectsReady to followReady to swallowYour lies.Our eyesAre closedimposed.truth is, uselessyou did this.you did this.Working towards...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:05:00 GMT

shade

This shadowFrom my pastThis sudden spot of overcastblock my sunshineshroud my facetake me away fromher warm embraceleave me to myself againalone to wonder whymisery envelopes meno one to blamebut I.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:26:00 GMT

More Jail-house blues.

I cannot imagine anything beyond this momentif something good is comingyoud never even know itfrustration turns to complacencycontent in my new homeit's that very thought that kills mecutting to the b...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:22:00 GMT