"I'm not into worshipping Satan, I'm just into disrespecting Jesus!"The Police were round my house last Saturday night, shouting "COME OUT YOU FUCKING DAFT BASTARD, YER NUMBERS UP!"
I thought "Shit, I've won the lottery!!?Booze, Booze, and erm.... Booze? Sounds like a familiar pattern. Whilst I do the above equation I turn into one of the folowing a./ A DANCING SUPERSTAR b./ A LAGER FUELLED ROMEO and on occasions c./ A SLEEPING BEAUTY (Mostly in Glass Spider @4am after an all-day sesh with the lads!!! Oh, I love me blends aswell (Blends = Normac speak for Tabs/cigarettes). And giving THE BRAIN (See me photos and Vids for more of the legendary Brain!) a twatting every now and again! Snowboarding and DJing are my "forte". I love mixing the fuck out of tracks to give them me own "PERSONAL TOUCH" and there's no better escape than blasting me MP3 into me lugs whilst I practice me ollies, Face-Plants and 360's on the slopes of.....erm...Silksworth!!! I do, also, like boring things like Sonic the Hedgehog
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I've always found that getting pissed is a way of life that I've always done and will continue to do!!! It is the source of my comedy!!! Would you do any of this shit sober???? CRANK UP THE TUNES!!! IT'S 3AM AND TIME FOR A FUCKIN' MOSH PIT!!!!! MOSH PIT I TELLS YA!!!
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I'm Homer, who are you? by NoHomers.net
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I'd like to meet:
Anyone with a lust for Life, Lager-beer and Blends. What more could I ask for!!!! Anybody who knows how to have a laugh, make a laugh and be laughed at is my type of person! Don't shy away from your "Faults" we all have 'em. Instead, embrace your difference to the "norm" and show the whole world that you "JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" Just like meTIME FOR A FEW DRUNKEN CARTWHEELS METHINKS!!!.. width="425" height="350" .. ONE MAN MOSH PIT......THE WORLD PREMIERE!!!.. width="425" height="350" ..
Music:
H.I.M FUCKING ROCK!!!!! Give me a bit CKY anyday!!!, Rage Against The Machine, System Of A Down, Prodigy, Disturbed, Snoop Dogg,Eazy E, Weird Al Yankovic, The Reps, Blur, Oasis, The Verve, Electric Six, Evanesence, Fear Factory, Feeder, Fightstar, George Michael, Gravity Kills, Hideki Naganuma, Ice-T, John Williams (The Movie Composer), Iggy Pop, Jimi Hendrix, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lost prophets, Master P, Motorhead, Mutha's Day Out, NWA, N.E.R.D, Rob Zombie, Saliva, Scapegoat Wax, Skunk Anansie, Tenacious D, The Game, The Offspring, The Outhere Brothers (check Out the "1polish, 2 Biscuits and a Fish Sandwich" album. Pure Filth!!!), The Shirehorses, The Vapors, DVDA, U2, and Various others like KMFDM, Coldplay, SUM-41, American Hi-Fi, Smashmouth, Mystikal, Ras Kaas, Snap, Old Skool Rave and 70's porn music that sounds like "chikka chikka bowwww!" That about covers my musical tastes!!! WHO'S TALKIN' SHIT NOW! GIVE ME THE COUNTDOWN!!!.. DRUM ROLL PLEASE........... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES, NORMAC AND STEVEO PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU............THE PHONE EFFECT!!!!!!
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Movies:
Get this video and more at MySpace.com/chebbb Star Wars all the way, baby!! I also love E.T (Classic! Hurry up and phone home then, you lazy, green, finger glowing bastard!), The Longest Yard, Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke, Batman Begins, Kung Pow - Enter The Fist, Kung Fu Hustle, Terminator 2, Game Of Death, The Big Boss, Fist Of Fury, The Drunken Master, the Crow, Boyz In Da Hood, Menace To Society, Don't be a Menace To South Central While Drinkin Your Juice In The Hood, The Matrix Trilogy, The Naked Gun Trilogy, AMERICAN HISTORY X (THE BEST MOVIE EVER! "PUT IT ON THE KERB!!!"), Howard The Duck, The Goonies, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (sad, but True!!!) Team America, and shitloads of others!!! I could go on all night!!!
Television:
THE BEST TV PROGRAMME EVER SHOWN WAS "VIDS" ON cHANNEL 4 (1998-2001). It was and still is the funniest programme ever! Theres some rare clips on http://www.dogsizedcat.com so get your asses over there and view them on Nige's homepage! I LOVE South Park. It rocks, plain and simple (TIMMAAHHH!!)Borat is a legend. Cannot wait for the Borat Movie (High Five!!!) and WWE (NORMAC 3:16 SEZ I JUST WHOOPED UR ASS!!! When ppl say "why do you wastch wrestling, It's all fake?" I simply reply "So is Eastenders but you watch that don't ya?" That tends to shut the cunts up! It's pure entertainment!
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Books:
I tend to read autobiographies so I can make myself smile at how good my life is against some fucked up has beens who snorte or drank their careers away! It's such an ego boost!!! My Fave author is MICK FOLEY (APW, ECW, WWE, WCW AJPW LEGEND! THE KING OF THE DEATHMATCH!) It's amazing how a man percieved as a psychopath can be such a genuine, humourous person with heart and feelings for all. Proper top Bloke. My OTHER fave is the BIBLE. SERIOUSLY! I aint religious but it has got loads of pages so when u leave it in the bathroom, you will NEVER run out of arse roll! saying that, theres that much crap in the bible, if you wiped your arse with it more shit would come off the fuckin pages! FUCK JESUS! YODA IS GOD! ALL COWER UNDER THE POWER OF THE FORCE! BEWARE OF THE DARK SIDE!!! width="425" height="350" ..
Heroes:
My hero is Me Mam ("awwww, Bless him" I hear ya say!) For putting up with me for near 27yrs and still being there when I need her, no matter how big or small me problem is! THANK YOU MAM! LOVES YA! Other hereos are Mick Foley for being one crazy assed son of a bitch, and Stevey Rowe for the ideas of torturing the Brain! And me. Cos I am Mint. Honest! Me Mam told me!!! *****WATCH MY VIDZ*****
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