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L.T. Smash!

I am here for Friends

About Me

FROM NOW ON I'M REQUIRING ALL POTENTIAL FRIENDS TO KNOW MY LAST NAME OR E-MAIL WHEN THEY TRY TO ADD ME. IF YOU WANT TO GET YOUR FRIEND ON, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW ANY ON THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED INFORMATION, SEND ME A MESSAGE, AND WE'LL WORK IT OUT. SERIOUSLY, DON'T BE EMBARRASSED. IT'S LIKELY THAT I DON'T KNOW YOUR LAST NAME EITHER. THIS IS JUST MY ATTEMPT AT STOPPING "WICKED HAWT BABZZZ" FROM TRYING TO ADD ME, AND GET ME "FREE IPODZ"

With that said...

... People call me the Bry-man. I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You Ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.

Visit this site for all your T-shirt needing needs!

I also love this girl with all of my heart

My Interests

Maybe you've heard of this little device called an iPod? Yea, I could not live without mine. However, I do believe that the MP3 has killed the way I listen to music. I live Manchester with the girl I love, the cat that's named after a rock god, and the other cat that doesn't love me back. I rock lazy-ness, which is why I'm not in a band anymore. That WILL change soon though. I also rock impulse buying, which is why I'm broke. I currently work for Apple, which isn't such a bad gig. I survive on a diet of candy and Diet Pepsi. Sleeping is still good. I love my living room, which is why I will always invite you over to my house, and never go to yours. I love art, and occasionally create art. You can buy some of my art in T-shirt form. www.strangeink.net

If Elyssa can rob the cradle with Drake Bell, I can have a crush on Hayley Williams.

I'd like to meet:



David Evans

Music:

The (international) Noise Conspiracy, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice in Chains, And Then There Were None, The Arcade Fire, As I Lay Dying, As Tall As Lions, At the Drive-in, The Beatles, Beloved, Billy Idol, Bjork, The Black Crows, Blindside, The Blood Brothers, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Dylan, Botch, Can't Face the Falling, The Cars, Cave In, The Chariot, cKy, The Clash, Clutch, Coheed and Cambria, Coldplay, Converge, Cool Hand Luke, Counterfit, The Cure, Cursive, David Bowie, The Dear Hunter, Death From Above 1979, , Def Leppard, The Deftones, Depeche Mode, The Dillinger Escpe Plan, Driving In Silence, Duran Duran, Eisley, Elton John, Every Time I Die, Eyes Like Knives, Failure, Faith No More, Fiona Apple, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Frou Frou, Further Seems Forever, Genisis, Glassjaw, Gorillaz, Guns And Roses, Harris, Haste The Day, He Is Legend, Head Automatica, Heart, The Hives, Hopesfall, The Hostage Heart, The Human Flight Committee, In Flames, In The Arms of Strangers, Incubus, Interpol, The J. Giles Band, Jimmy Eat World, John Mayer, Johnny Cash, The Junior Varsity, Kanye West (that's a good one), Keane, The Killers, Killswitch Engage, Lamb Of God, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Mars Volta, Mastodon, Mercury Switch, So much Meshuggah, Metallica, Mewithoutyou, Mew, Milemarker, Minus The Bear, Modest Mouse, Motorhead, Mr. Bungle, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Neil, Young, Nico, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Norma Jean, Pantera, Paramore, Pearl Jam, Peeping Tom, Peter Gabriel, The Pixies, PJ Harvey, The Police, The Postal Service, The Pretenders, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Q And Not U, Queens Of The Stone Age, R.E.M., Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, The Receiving End Of Sirens, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Refused, The Rolling Stones, Scarlet, Seal, She's The Car, The Shins, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Soundgarden, Sparta, Spillkit, Stevie Wonder, The Strokes, Sunny Day Real Estate, Talking Heads, Team Sleep, Tears For Fears, These Arms Are Snakes, Thrice, Tomahawk, TV On The Radio, U2 (The Best Band Ever), Underoath, Unearth, VALIENT THORR, Van Halen, Walls Of Jericho, Weezer, White Zombie, The Who, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Movies:


28 Days Later, Almost Famous, Anchorman, Back To The Future Trilogy, Batman Begins, The Big Lebowski, Boondock Saints, Clerks, Dawn Of The Dead, Dogma, The Emperor's New Groove, Fargo, Garden State, Ghostbusters 1&2, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Hot Shot's Part One and Part Deux, Ice Age, The Incredibles, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jurassic Park 1&2, Kill Bill 1&2, King Kong, The Lion King, Little Miss Sunshine, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Mallrats, The Matrix, Mean Girls, Memento, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, The Naked Guns, Napoleon Dynamite, Old School, Pan's Labyrinth, The Pirates Of The Carribeans, Pulp Fiction, Rattle and Hum, Reservior Dogs, Resident Evil, The Ring, Romeo And Juliet, The Royal Tenenbaums, Seven, Shaun Of The Dead, The, Shawshank Redemption, Short Circuit, Signs, Sin City, The Sixth Sense, Spiderman 1&2, The Original Star Wars Trilogy, Super Troopers, Terminator 2, Tommy Boy, Toy Story, Underworld, The Usual Suspects, The Village, Waynes World 1&2, The Wedding Singer, Wet Hot American Summer, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, X-Men 1&2

Television:


The Best Show That Ever Existed

30 Rock, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, The Big Bang Theory, Cavemen, Conan O'Brien, CSI, Family Guy, Futurama, Harvey Birdman, Heroes, House, How I met Your Mother, Loony Toons, LA Ink, Lost, Miami Ink, My Name is Earl, MythBusters, The Office, Reno 911, SNL, Scrubs, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Strangers With Candy, Survivorman.

Books:

Just finished Jurassic Park. I figured it was probably worth reading since it's one of my favorite movies ever. I generally don't read much though.

Heroes:

That's A Good Show.