I'm not funny. I hate bad hotel art, pretentious photographers and anyone named George Bush. I like suede mats and good grammar and spelling.My favorite color is blueish-greenish-purplish.I'm a big fan of unicorns, rainbows, the Boston Red Sox and blowing shit up in the backyard!Also: '80's fashion sucked in the '80's and it sucks twice as much now.If you want to sell me something... put it in a clear, blue bottle...
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