IamJOLIE and [i love photography]

About Me

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lawl
i am OBSESSED
(most recent)
i'm a REALLY nice person...until i don't like you
and TRUST ME you will know when i don't like you.
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i go to school at BOCES (wilson tech)for photography
im a senior at cold spring harbor highschool (starting in september) br
I took classes at SVA (School of Visual Arts) in NYC, for photography.
on JULY 1ST i am taking photography classes at Parsons in nyc for a month. (living in a dorm will be fun)
2.19.06
....trust me, you dont care

im jolie, alot of people dont like me but im okay with that. sometimes i can come off as being an asshole. i have no idea why... lawl. i think its funny that the thing that cleans the insides of a vagina is called a douche bag which coincidentally thats what you smell like. i cant spell nor do i care. whenever i drink iced tea i always spill it or drool on myself i dont know why i think im retarded im pretty open with everything, i say alot of things that arent politically correct and i think its funny to say things that other people are touchy about talking about. im not considerate of other peoples feelings and i think akward moments are funny and i always know just the right thing to make them akwarder. i like the word faggot. im half faggot. i dont like kids under the age of 15. i dont hate anyone like i used to...thats a lie i hate alot of people YAY! instead i probably just think youre a faggot (that too) jeezus loves me and i love him. matts jealous of jesus and dr. phil because i love them so much but i hate god and i think religion is funny based on the fact that one time i was on my break and this guy started talkin to me about religion and tried reading the bible to me i told him i loved jesus buthated god he didnt get it i asked him if adam and eve were thefirst people then where did they come from? he said they were made out of dirt. thats why i think its funny. i wanna be a photographer i love taking pictures (if that isnt obvious) i really wanna go to art school in the east village and intern at alot of places and hopefully get a good job as a photographer or somethin..^_^...i dont like to argue with people (thats a lie) but if it comes down to it i will argue with someone especially if im arguing something i strongly believe in...hmmmm i have a bf matt who i absolutly love and we are going to get married he's the best boyfriend anyone can have and no im not just saying that i have no idea how i got so lucky. anyway if you wanna talk toooo meeee :ibleedrainb0w

THIS CHANGED MY LIFE.
heehehehhehehehhehee

My Interests

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MY PHOTOS

I've started playing around with photoshop and this is what ive came up with so far.

I'd like to meet:

- Angelina Jolie
- Drew Fuller
- p!nk
- MSI
- the kid that smokes fools like you on the b-ball court.
- trevor moore
- god so i can kick his ass
- Christina Agulera
- my future kids so i can ask them how badly i fucked up
- and the person who invented rainbow twizzlers

............................................................ ................................i dont like you
............................................................ ................................you dont like me...
............................................................ ................................we're even

Music:

-- it's lying this is still my interests

my poem

there once was a man named fred
he slipped and fell on his head
his skull cracked open
and blood came out
and now he's dead

his name was fred
the end

(now it's the music section)
MUSIC!!

I LIKE WHAT I LIKE and i dont care if you like it.

Movies:

MOVIES Rocky Horror Picture Show Grease KNocked up Pirates of the Caribbean Airplane The Princess Bride AnchorMan Saw White Oleander Anger Management 50 First Dates Scream Scary Movie Scary Movie 2 Scary Movie 3 American pie American pie 2 Finding Nemo Finding Neverland Ghost Texas Chainsaw Massacre White Chicks Butterfly Effect 13 going on 30 A Series of Unfortunate Events Never Been Kissed Meet The Parents Meet The Fockers The Terminal The Ring The Ring 2 Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle Chicago Ghost Ship Secret Window I Am Sam The Day After Tomorrow 28 Days Later Bride of Chucky 10 Things I Hate About You Just Married Gothika Nightmare on Elm Street Bedazzled Children of the Corn How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Interview with a Vampire Catch Me If You Can The Hot Chick The Notebook SLC Punk Nightmare Before Christmas The Silence of the Lambs Sleepy Hollow Willy Wonka The Breakfast Club The Chronicles of Narnia Rent Clueless king kong jackass super size me without a paddle the vampire reserection vampire clan thirteen taking lives the girl next door may

Television:

(lol matt was upset that i put hearts around dr. phil)
TV family guy
simpsons
south park
mad tv
dr. phil
maury
basically anything on comedy
central..

Books:

BOOKS cutt
holes
kissing doorknobs
the catcher in the rye
ask alice
speak
stargirl
catalyst
broken
things change
the outsiders
animal farm
a boy called it
the lost boy
and then there were none
slakes limbo
johnny the homicidal manic
the chobits mangas
the notebook
i never promised you a rose garden

You're an extrovert!

Heroes:

my dad, for getting through jail alive, dealing with his parents, overcoming years of alcoholism and building his family houses to live in.

CANT FORGET JEEZUS!!

My Blog

just for all of you sensitive little pussies out there let me clear something up

FAGGOTS DOES NOT MEAN GAY PEOPLE TO ME. GAY PEOPLE ARE AWESOME. I FUCKING LOVE GAY PEOPLE THIS IS A FAGGOT ---> now if your still like "BUT JOLIE THAT KID IS GAY!!!...
Posted by IamJOLIE and [i love photography] on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:49:00 PST

i cant wait until i move out.

i hate living here. my parents are such assholes to me. i leave a shirt on the coffee table and my mom will flip the fuck out. my mom apparently told me not to let the string beans burn and to take th...
Posted by IamJOLIE and [i love photography] on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:04:00 PST

you know what sucks?

how i suck at school. but i dont try. but like...i cant. i dont have the thing in my brain to get up and study. im dead serious like i have a problem. i really do. i cant do it. i dont think im ...
Posted by IamJOLIE and [i love photography] on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:57:00 PST

i hate people who cant be themselves

and they have to be someone else or talk like someone else or do shit to make someone else think theyre cool because their too gay to be themselves. i have one person in mind right now who really piss...
Posted by IamJOLIE and [i love photography] on Mon, 28 May 2007 09:41:00 PST

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA OMFG HAHAHAHA

THINGS LIKE THIS MAKE MY DAY ok so. some faggot posts a bulliton and it says----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Matt[Massacre]" Date: May 23, 2007 8:57 PM I was told I l...
Posted by IamJOLIE and [i love photography] on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:24:00 PST

i want to get out of here.

for my birthday. i want to leave.
Posted by IamJOLIE and [i love photography] on Mon, 21 May 2007 04:01:00 PST

about after prom...(directed to the girls in my grade)

im disgusted. like i really really am. i dont care how drunk you are. you dont act like that if you have ANY self respect or dignity. like honestly alot of the girls i saw whoring themselves out to ra...
Posted by IamJOLIE and [i love photography] on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:33:00 PST

an essay i had to write in math class, "why math is important" lawl

Why Math is Important By Jolie (no last name provided) If we lived in a world without math so many things would not work right and we would not be able to do many of the things that we as humans are ...
Posted by IamJOLIE and [i love photography] on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:39:00 PST

little emo kids stop adding me i hate you take off your hxc bandannas

go away its like your asking me to be mean to you by adding me tfrgfysuhgfbusgfb
Posted by IamJOLIE and [i love photography] on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:41:00 PST

jeffree star is a faggot

i bet the whole reason its like that is because it got fucked by its uncle when it was 9 then got put in a fucked up state of mind, questioned its sexuality turned to men for attention got made fun of...
Posted by IamJOLIE and [i love photography] on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:35:00 PST