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Ryan

My page sucks for a reason, just haven't figured out what it is yet.

About Me

Uhhhhhh....Mmmmmmmm.......Hmmmmmmmmmmu Really can't handle that kind of pressure at this time. Just doesn't feel right. I'm sorry.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody gettin' down with some lunch pumpin'. Can I get a "what what" ? That's right!

Music:

Snobish hipster clash that I am far to ugly to dance to in public. M.I.A. make my mind do dirty dancing moves.

Movies:

Anything with black people in it, especially if they don't die!

Television:

Alf, Sanford & Son, Martin, and that Raven Simone show on the Diseny channel.

Books:

Free publications like the Watchtower.

Heroes:

My grandpappy and grandmammy, Jesus Motherfukin' Christ, Malcolm X, MLK, Honest Abe, Obama, and Jenna Jameson (increases the ironic factor 10 fold).