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Parasite

Conforming on a monday ~ Too often and too cold

About Me

"What is it you wantSomeone to come alongSomeone to possess you, hold youTo take you into a new thingWould you like thatDo you want that?"
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Well, I'm Jess, I'm 16, and I've just left Y11, thank god, but I'm going back to sixth form, yes I am mad for doing it lol. I'm going to study English Language, Performing Arts and Classics.!!!
I am currently learning the guitar and piano, I can play the intro to 3 Muse songs and a Coldplay one on the guitar and New Born by Muse on the piano, so proud of myself, I'll be updating this as I learn more stuff, so check back later!!! My bro is teaching me lol, he's only 13 but he's ace at them both, well not ace but V good lol.Well, you all want to know how I did in my exams eh? Well I did quiet well, I got one B, five C's, four D's and a G! I got the B in a subject I'm not even taking in Sixth Form! What the FUCK is that about, I got it in English Language when I'm taking English Lit, which I only got a C in! I'm right dissapointed about my Drama, Classics and History, I only got a C in Drama and Classics, I right wanted a B in both, I thought for sure I'd get one! And I got a D in my history, I did better than a D in history, I wrote loads and it was ALL right! I'm suprised about my R.E lol, I got a C and all I wrote was slagging EVERY religion off known to man, and how religion is pointless, we shouldn't be made to learn about it and how it should be abolished! lol ah well. Got a D in my Math's, a D, I knew fuck all, I didn't even write stuff for most of the exams! I was right happy lol. I'm the only one that has got a G in their I.T lol, I swear no one else got that bad lol. All in all there good results, just dissapointed that I only got one B, when I thought I'd get three, beggers can't be chosers!
I love all my mates, my best friends Emily and April and Hester, Ricky ♥ you, Sian, Kim, Pam, Belinda, Myles, Joe, Carrolynne, Daryl, Danny. Love ya'll!!!
I've just typed loads out and it just dissapeared! What the fuck is that about lol. Anyway!!! I'm VERY opinianated (if I spelt that right lol). I'd argue to the death if I want my point getting across, just ask Myles, I proper fell out with him once cos we argued about animal testing, lol that was so funny!!!
♥Ricky♥
Love you so much Ricky,can't imagine not being with you, well I can but I don't want to lol, not nice!!!
Lewis


Errrr I don't know what else to say now!! I'm shy around new people, but when I get to know you watch out lmao.I'm a loud, fun loving person, love hanging out with my friends, gettting drunk heehee. Urggg apart from last time I got drunk at Sian's party, NEVER again.
As you can probably tell from my profile, I LOVE MUSE lol, their the best band in the whole freakin world.
I'm going to see them in November!!! I can't freaking wait. November 18, I'm going to be in the same room as them, I'm gunna go proper ape at the gig, ahhhhhh I'm getting excited just thinking about it and it's 2 months away still, god the time better fly away. I'd die if they cancelled it or something really lol. Death by Muse cancellation! Lol, that'd be funny! Me and Emily, with my mum and brother, MUSE IN NOVEMBER, big up!!
Ooooo Matt Bellamy heehee love him too much, well not too much cos' you can't love someone too much ,well ya' can but, that's not my point, wait what was I saying.......So........yeah, thats me ^^^^^^^^^^^
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My Interests

Errr, I like going out with my mates, drinking with them, being with Ricky, listening to music, reading, watching films, spesh gay cowboy films!!!
Muse are the best band in the world!!!!!
Muse's new video!!! It's immense!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Ohhh, Matt Bellamy, god I love him so much, he's to sexy for his own good, he's got one of the best voices EVER, Muse are my favorite band........EVER!
And Robbie Williams, it's my lives work to go to one of his concerts, doubt I'm ever going to, it's so hard to get a ticket, but a girl can dream!!!
Amy Lee, she's so purdy and her voice is beautiful, I wonna marry her!!!
Winnona Ryder aswell, shes my favorite actress 'cos she puts sooooo much emotion into her acting. I only wish I can be that good one day!

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Heroes:

I don't think I have any heroes, I look up to my dad, I don't know why he's not really done anything with his life lmao!!! Well he did get me into rock musac, think the first album I heard was Metallica or Black Sabbath or something like that lol! Oh yeah lol, I love this, my dad fitted a carpet for Jarvis Cocker's mum! lol how kool is that?!? Matt Bellamy is a hero of mine though. And not only because he is so gorgeous, its the fact that he didn;t have one music esson in his life, I mean even if you hate Muse (which I don't think is even possible) you gotta admit that is pretty impressive eh? He was my inspiration to start playing (well learning to) the guitar and piano.
The US version of Stockholm Syndrome, how kool is this song!!

My Blog

Ricky

Well, Ricky wanted me to write a blog about him, well he told me to. He said if I didn't he'd cry lol, I thought he was going to say he'd hit me cos he said it right in my ear, just got a right odd fe...
Posted by Parasite on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST

Leprecorns

Who the FUCK thought it would be a good idea to invent leprecorns?!? Seriously I need an answer, what the fuck is the point in them, they serve no purpoise to our daily lifes, some stupid fuck thought...
Posted by Parasite on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:50:00 PST

Do it!!!!!!! Everyone lol

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:I committed suicide:I said I liked you:I kissed you:I lived next door to you:I started doing really bad drugs:I stole something:I was hospitalized:I ran away from home:I got into ...
Posted by Parasite on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:59:00 PST

Swimming!!!

Lol, what a great title eh???? Went swimming today (if you hadn't had already guessed!!!) to ponds forge, haahaa it was right good, went with Em, Ricky and Megan, she only 10 but she's sooo kool lol. ...
Posted by Parasite on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:07:00 PST

Modays are crap!!!!

OMG, I have had the most boring day.....EVER. I've done nothing!!! lol, wow this blog is gunna be fun to read then lmao. I was on the computer for about 5 hours this morning just randomly going from o...
Posted by Parasite on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 02:00:00 PST

Charters

Oooooo, I'm going to Charters tomorrow night, heehee, never been before, hope its good lmao, can't wait!!! Me and Hester can have our nice girly chat on the bus there now that  we haven't ha...
Posted by Parasite on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:46:00 PST