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The Rhymenoceros.

Touch me inappropriately.

About Me

I'm probably one of the more blunt people you will meet in your lifetime. I like meeting new people and making friends. I love music. Everything about it. I love playing my music out for people and allowing them to enjoy it. I also love to kick back and listen to great music. Having fun is important to me, and I'm pretty good at it. Hopefully, you'll find that out. I play guitar/sing in The Warehouse Fire. Please go visit my music site at The Warehouse Fire. www.myspace.com/thewarehousefire. Make it your friend. PLEASE.

My Interests

Music, lacrosse, friends, girls, having fun.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone in the world.

Music:

Ok so I will finally throw you a bone and make a huuuuge list. He Is Legend, Coheed and Cambria, The Fall of Troy, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Norma Jean, The Chariot, Circa Survive, Chiodos, Every Time I Die, The Bad Plus, Radiohead, In Flames, Elliot Smith, Atreyu, Glassjaw, From First to Last, Moneen, Planes Mistaken for Stars, The Get Up Kids, The Juliana Theory, Thursday, Thrice, Brand New, Havok in Hollywood aka GMS, Julian Gallows (R.I.P), American Diary, Dashboard Confessional, Cross My Heart, Weezer, Fairweather, The Used, Led Zeppelin, Boston, The Outlaws, Taking Back Sunday, AC/DC, Deftones, Mineral, Rival Schools, Peache, From Autumn to Ashes, Good Charlotte, O.A.R, Story of the Year, Wu Tang Clan, Nas, Jay-Z, Camron, My Chemical Romance, Finch, Further Seems Forever (older), Motion City Soundtrack, Reel Big Fish, Goldfinger, Hybred, A Rocket Sent to You, Sunny Day Real Estate, A Gloria Record, Lola Ray, Motley Crue, Kanye West, Mike Jones, Avenged Sevenfold, The Academy Is..., Children of Bodom, Haste the Day, Pink Floyd, and sooo many more... My brain hurts, give me a break. Oh yeah, and The Warehouse Fire.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Casino, Scarface, Goodfellas, Knocked Up, The Thomas Crown Affair Happy/Madison, Tommy Boy, Pirates, Cum Guzzling Sluts 3.

Television:

Entourage, Family Guy, Sportscenter, Mythbusters, Deadliest Catch, Most good Stand-Up Comedy.

Heroes:

Your mother. And the chick who took 32 loads to the face in Cum Guzzling Sluts 3.

My Blog

The Final Cut?

I don't really know what to say right now. I hate being all lame and whatnot writing about how low I feel right now but I'm trying to find anything to get this off of my mind. I keep telling myself th...
Posted by The Rhymenoceros. on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:55:00 PST

I mean, I guess

So, about how I haven't posted one of these things in almost a year. What's new? Hm... well, I tried out UMBC, didn't work out so well, so now I'm at College of Charleston and couldn't be happier. As ...
Posted by The Rhymenoceros. on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:57:00 PST

Every rose has its thorn...

So, the past week has been fun. A lot of work, but still fun. Two shows this week, which I'm pumped about. Check out www.myspace.com/thewarehousefire if you're interested at all. I like people today, ...
Posted by The Rhymenoceros. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I don't know anything, officer.

An interesting weekend. So I really enjoy being around the Ryken crew. It's a good time and they make me feel welcome. Even though things got sketchy Saturday, it was fun while it lasted. Thanks for t...
Posted by The Rhymenoceros. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I heard you got the groove juice...

Roo's was fun. The Used and rubbing boobies. Show Saturday, GMS CD release. Will be fun. O.A.R was amazing. I miss Jepetto. Word. Drewber
Posted by The Rhymenoceros. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fill it out yo.

fill these out, por favor. number oonnneee. 1. do you like me as a friend? 2. do you like me as more than a friend? 3. do you think wed ever date? 4. would you ask me out? 5. do you ...
Posted by The Rhymenoceros. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Let the poets cry themselves to sleep...

So, it's been a busy past few weeks. Just started a new job up at Hard Bean in downtown Annapolis. Met a bunch of cool people that work there, and a few people who I haven't hung out with in years. It...
Posted by The Rhymenoceros. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck you and your cat.

Wow, so just when I thought I maxed out on my hatred of people, another weekend, another screw over. This is becoming a trend. Maybe I should become a hermit. Then and only then will I not have to put...
Posted by The Rhymenoceros. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hey Hey What Can I Do?

So I got 3rd at the AA CO. Battle with Ben. That was fun. Met Liz. That was confusing. Still confused with that. My head hurts. Eff that. Drewber
Posted by The Rhymenoceros. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yeah, so what else is new?

So someone said it was my birthday or something. Cool shit. Finally 18. Come over for cake tonight if you want. Party on Wayne, party on Garth. Drewber
Posted by The Rhymenoceros. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST