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Lena Beeper

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

About Me

Lena Magen Danner, bitches! 23 year old single woman who doesn't care what you think. Whatcha think about that? :o) I'm family oriented, BIG TIME. I am an extremely loyal friend. Good heart, crazy attitude, and I laugh like my father. I'm outspoken, but understanding and open. I'm anal.... And some have said that I'm a control freak.... Oh well. :o)........... "I ain't never been no silly bitch waiting to get rich from a fool's bank account. I have always had my own things, bought my own rings. Not gonna let you catch me out. You should take a lesson from me. I ain't the one to be depending on someone else. I can run a scam before he can, better than a man; I always keep my game on this"

My Interests

i likey likey to hangy outty with my family... and i like watching funny ass movies like Dumb and Dumber. I started reading some native history books.... i havent finished any yet though.... ummm im sure that my calling in life was to be a teacher... im pretty sure...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Johnny Depp and have his little pirate babies. I would totally have his babies out of wedlock yo!

Music:

Any kind of music yo!! Anything!! Satan's music, rap, booty shaking, reggaeton, old school, rock... Really, ANY KIND OF MUSIC! I love music!!!

Movies:

I'm a movie whore. I don't watch many new movies. But off the top of my head: The 5th Element, Big Daddy, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, A Time to Kill, Juno, Slingblade.... ummm.. Lots.. I'm a movie freak! And I loooooove when people do movie lines!!! Below is a video of my lil sister, Kuutuuq.. haha she's the shit!

Television:

I love The Desperate Houswives, Friends, Ugly Betty, How It's Made, Little People Big World, Survivor Man, Extreme Makeover Home Edition, Flavor of Love, Everybody Loves Raymond, and Porno Flicks :o)

Books:

i recently read this book called "Who Moved my Cheese?".... it was pretty good.. makes ya think. And The DaVinci Code

Heroes:

Myself. That's all I need... That's all it's taken to get me this far in life. Word up!

My Blog

Its always good to have your girls :o)

Shit man, I can make it through ANYTHING as long as I got my girls!! Barb and Elli make it possible for me to stay sane in moments when it seems like sanity isn't an available option. They help me cop...
Posted by Lena Beeper on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 03:47:00 PST

ITS TIME TO PARTY, BITCHES!

IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! HOLLA IF YOU'RE IN TOWN! CHECK MY PROFILE FOR THE OFFICIAL FLYER! Here is the info:   Lena Beeper's House Warming Party Come Celebrate my new home on October 25th i...
Posted by Lena Beeper on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:24:00 PST

For those who doubted I could make it on my own.

Alright mother fuckers. So as I've mentioned before, I used to be a selfish person. And although that is true, I was never a stupid person. I never doubted that I'd live the life I wanted. I never los...
Posted by Lena Beeper on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:42:00 PST

Amaaaaazing Sex

I've just been in a really really good mood lately..... and that has prompted me to write about really good sex..... And when I say really good sex, I mean the kind that makes your toes curl and ...
Posted by Lena Beeper on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:48:00 PST

My Letter to the senior vice president

So I decided to write to the senior vice president to express how I felt about the blog I wrote yesterday. I censored my blog so that I would sound more professional and not have to cuss as much. I al...
Posted by Lena Beeper on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:47:00 PST

Take a risk. Be fearless

When it comes to your heart....... If you feel a connection with someone, one that brings good conversation in most conversations, happiness, random smiles, laughter, meaning, and pure joy........ If ...
Posted by Lena Beeper on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:41:00 PST

Selfish

I believe that people are born selfish.... and through correct guidance, they are trained to become less selfish and consider the wants and needs of others. Well, even if people aren't born selfish, ...
Posted by Lena Beeper on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:35:00 PST

I’m not scared to talk about real problems....

You know what? People are so scared to talk about their problems... Ashamed of burdens they have....... I know I write a lot about the happy times in my life. And that's because I choose to focus on t...
Posted by Lena Beeper on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:38:00 PST

Bad Mothers

I do not understand a woman who does not put the needs of her children first.I do not understand the selfish gene that has been placed in the bitch who gave birth to a child and does not tend to them ...
Posted by Lena Beeper on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:34:00 PST