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Kelly Awesome Demolition

Have a great summer, don't change

About Me

travel layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments I dream of brighter lights. A spiraling fire from my soul up into the universe: Sheets of bone and glass expand and draw the breath of light-Press into the desert sand and watch the sky ignite-A body floating far away on the riverfront tonight-Let us walk into the water for the moon is soft and bright-Awaking in a silent film beneath a silent sky-This is where my blood is black, the fields around me, white-Everything disintegrates and melts into the ground-The sun burns through my body so my heart can shadow sound. I am a golden soul, I am an evil soul. I love everybody and everything, yet I completely despise them and wish their demise at the same time. Try to believe in something if you are alive. Strive to do your best, but don't beat yourself up if you fail at something. Say these two words whenever you feel you need to use them: "yes" and "no". I like stargazer lillies and poppies, the element copper, the color sky-blue, roasted unsalted almonds, glass, art nouveau, symbols, the smell of fresh air and being outside, green leaves against the bright summer sun, working, exercise, being a vegan, endorphines, pheremones, pretty music, playing the piano, writing poetry, pen and ink drawing, flowers, skeletons, black labs, dreams, cemetaries, the early 1900's, solitude, Alaska.

My Interests

There is a secret light deep in the universe. Move toward it. Maneuver your body through the water. Step into the temple. Surrender. This time it is for real.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kelly
Birthday: 1-31-1978
Birthplace: Soldotna, Alaska
Current Location: Nikiski, Alaska
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrious
Your Heritage: German-Russian-Norweigan
The Shoes You Wore Today: Merrells
Your Weakness: fear
Your Fears: weakness
Your Perfect Pizza: No.2 pencil and gym socks
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish pipeline maintenence course #1
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't use that
Thoughts First Waking Up: It's going to be a great day!
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair, abs
Your Bedtime: I do what I want!
Your Most Missed Memory: Riding in the Caribou Hills
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'll get a big butt
Single or Group Dates: group, with all the kids
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice ice, baby
Chocolate or Vanilla: I thought you could mix these
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: Hells no, bitch!
Do you Sing: I think I can, nobody else does.
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: I am IN love
Do you want to go to College: not really
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: Of coiurse!
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda when I feels like it
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: Piano for over 20 years
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: To the UFC pay per view fight at work with JD
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but that sounds delicious
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I wish!
In the past month have you been on Stage: If by stage, you mean a scaffold, then yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
Have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: fancy
What country would you most like to Visit: Mexico, it could happen this year!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: about my height
Weight: proportionate
Best Clothing Style: relaxed
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: alot of sctarched ones
Number of Piercings: my earlobes are stretched
Number of Tattoos: none
How Large Are Your Bowel Movements: what??

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I'd like to meet:

Anytime I have ever met anybody that's famous, I usually say something really stupid. So I give up. Othern' that, probably Jarboe. Also, somebody who sells Super Cool. I am itchy. Your results:
You are Obi-Wan Kenobi Obi-Wan Kenobi 78% Padme 78% Princess Leia 76% Qui-Gon Jinn 69% Han Solo 68% Yoda 65% Mace Windu 64% R2-D2 59% Lando Calrissian 59% Luke Skywalker 58% You are civilized, calm, and
have a good sense of humor,
even when those around you don't.
You can hold your own in a fight,
but prefer it when things
don't get too exciting.
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Music:

Tom Waits. Ween. Blackalicious. Air. Althea and Donna. Spiderbait. The Swans. Sonic Youth. Whirlwind Heat. Massive Attack. the Pixies. Mastodon. Lamb Of God. Agalloch. Black Label Society. Death Cab For Cutie. Dystopia. 36 Crazyfists. Chemical Brothers. Aphex Twin. Tommy Guerrero. Jedi Mind Tricks. Perceptionists. Rob Sonic. DJ Spooky. DJ Greyboy. Faith No More. Tool. Dr.Octagon. Cornelius. Led Zeppelin. Beastie Boys. Del. Laibach. Koop. the Roots. Jurassic 5. Captain Beefheart. Wesley Willis (R.I.P.). Susumu Yokota.NoMeansNo. Butthole Surfers. Autechre. Primus. Skinny Puppy. Dead Milkmen. Ministry. Misfits. Man or Astroman?. Finger Eleven. Gorgol Bordello. and alot of classical and ragtime music.

Movies:

Pink Flamingos;Street Trash;Phantom of the Paradise;Desperate Living;Female Trouble;Baraka;Monty Python and the Holy Grail;Gummo;Dead Alive;Evil Dead;Goodfellas;Platoon;Army of Darkness;Princess Bride;The Ref;Smokin' Aces;Superbad;

Television:

I only watch the tee vee when I am at work, and then it is news in the morning and movies at night. Oh, and the superbowl.

Books:

I enjoy Charles Bukowski and Khalil Gibran the most. Papillon, Liars Club, Cherry, Fast Food Nation, A Massive Swelling, Nickled and Dimed, anything about the Freemasons, From Hell, Sandman, Preacher,Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Team Rodent:How Disney Devours the World, the House of the Dead, the Necronomicon, H.P. Lovecraft, Beyond Good and Evil, the Antichrist, the Illuminati.

Heroes:

The love of my life: J.D. My best friend Melody. My Dad. My Mom, Jet. Pete Russell. Fritz Koecher. And if my bosses are reading this, you guys rule!

My Blog

Crummy Day

Today was a pretty crummy day.  It seems like I couldn’t say anything right, and I feel like a real asshole.  I hate days like this.
Posted by Kelly Awesome Demolition on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:53:00 PST

Cold. So cold.

My feet are still thawing out, and I think I broke a finger off.  Not really. I am happy to go home on Friday and I hope it doesn't blow on the day I leave because that would suuuuck! It wouldn't...
Posted by Kelly Awesome Demolition on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:48:00 PST

This is a new one, old subject...

I watched a video yesterday that made me very sad, and I know that some of you might share my sadness when you continue to read this blog.  It was a video with a bunch of guys that built this cat...
Posted by Kelly Awesome Demolition on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:03:00 PST

What is really cool?

I'll tell you what's cool.  A flaming skeleton.  That's cool.  Also bolt cutters and catapults, but I don't want to talk about it right now because I didn't get either for Christmas OR ...
Posted by Kelly Awesome Demolition on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

Analogies

Are you bored most of the time?  I am, if I am not at work.  I have discovered that going home is really difficult for me.  I need humans. I need contact.  I need you guys!  T...
Posted by Kelly Awesome Demolition on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:38:00 PST

Energy draining

Apparently I am a "psychic vampire".  I feed off of others' energy.  This is because I flip light switches and always blow the lightbulbs out, and I am always blowing fuses and I can't wear ...
Posted by Kelly Awesome Demolition on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:12:00 PST

Life, Work, Love.

Strange things.  I love life, and I feel easy with it.  I love work, and I realize that I am not happy at work unless i feel like I am one of the team and they let me work.  It irritate...
Posted by Kelly Awesome Demolition on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:13:00 PST

It is late and I am unsure about things

I am very sad.  I don't know why.  I am probably just tired and over worked and over stressed.  Life sure does take a lot out of a person.  Life is hard for everybody though, I gue...
Posted by Kelly Awesome Demolition on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:06:00 PST

Males and Females

I said yesterday that females are getting a bad rep for always primping and flirting, and then Melody said that males are always pimping and farting.  Love, Kelly.  P.S. I still want boltcut...
Posted by Kelly Awesome Demolition on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 03:35:00 PST

A new phone number

I am just trying to get the message out to my friends that my number has changed since we got the INTRAWEB at my hizzouse.  god, do I want to go to a bonfire party.  See, that's something th...
Posted by Kelly Awesome Demolition on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 02:22:00 PST