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Your name is Carli, too?

I'm gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge.

About Me

Cutting back on cigarettes? No.

I like alcohol cereal. I'm eventually moving to Canada. I plan on being Canada's next top model. Arbor Day is my favorite day of the year. Hockey is my favorite sport. I am a creep. I drive a Cadillac. I'm a Cadillac drivin' creep. I repeat things a lot.

"I'm going to write a screenplay, get rich, marry a supermodel, start directing, win a statue, executive produce for a while, hit a dry spell, make a comeback, win another statue, get divorced, start directing commercials, write another screenplay, get rich again, hire a driver, snag a younger supermodel, write a memoir, become a legend and then fade out." - Change supermodel to studly hockey player.


My Interests

The environment and musicals.

I'd like to meet:

A talking crustacean, and Foxy, the Fox Network fox. Also, that fox that was on that golf course the other day. And other foxes of sorts, human or animal.

Music:

Get Him Eat Him, Animal Collective, Feist, Of Montreal, The Microphones, Three 6 Mafia, Ten In The Swear Jar, Built To Spill, Volcano, I'm Still Excited!!, Wolfmother, Explosions In The Sky, The New Pornographers, Moving Units, The Rapture, The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower, The Sounds, Spice Girls, etc.

Movies:

300, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Saved!, Beerfest, Super Troopers, Grease 2, The X-Files:Fight The Future, The Royal Tenenbaums, Dogma, Heathers, Cry-baby, Ed Wood, Star Wars I-VI, The 'Burbs, Edward Scissorhands, The Harry Potter movies, Zoolander, The Iron Giant, Wayne's World, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Weird Science, XANADU, Aladdin, etc.

Television:

Scrubs, Lost, The Colbert Report, The X-Files, Saturday Night Live, Passions, Family Guy, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Growing Pains, Seinfield.

Books:

Are great.

My Blog

Upgrade.

I got a job.
Posted by Your name is Carli, too? on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:17:00 PST

To Melissa...

Sunday            7:00 - 7:30   The Simpsons           8:00 - 8:30    Family Guy ...
Posted by Your name is Carli, too? on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:03:00 PST

Dinosaur World.

So the dinosaurs all died out, right? What this book predisposes is... maybe they didn't?
Posted by Your name is Carli, too? on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 11:22:00 PST

It's that time of year again.

That's right, you all guessed it. I am as usual one step closer to death. I am sixteen today. Ew, I feel so old. Anyway, I'm up really early and three of the coolest people in the world decorated my g...
Posted by Your name is Carli, too? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I like to rumble.

So somebody challenge me. I'm not sure what the outcome will be but a good time will be had by all who are involved. Unless I kill you, then a good time will only be had by me but, what can you do? On...
Posted by Your name is Carli, too? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I was at the midnight premiere...

Of Star Wars Episode III:  Revenge of the Sith. First in line so the rest of you can suck it. Unless you're Katie because she was with me. Other than that, SUCK IT!
Posted by Your name is Carli, too? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This isn't Melissa typing this blog.

This really isn't...but anyway, while I'm on the subject of Melissa, I must type, how incredibly amazing that girl is, she is so beautifully gorgeous, and funny, and smart, and witty, and caring, and ...
Posted by Your name is Carli, too? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Valentine's Day Sucks.

Seriously.
Posted by Your name is Carli, too? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What would you do...

For a Klondike Bar? Seriously.
Posted by Your name is Carli, too? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lasagna...

Is my new favorite food, pass it on.
Posted by Your name is Carli, too? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST