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Skyler Lynn Hitchcox

Do you really have to pee in a girl's mouth to make babies?

About Me

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My Interests

Court noise.

I'd like to meet:

"She drove a big ol' Lincoln with suicide doors. And a sewing machine in the back. And a light bulb that looked like an alligator egg. Was mounted up front on the hood.And she had an Easter bonnet that had been signed by Tennessee Ernie Ford. And she always had saw dust in her hair. And she cut two holes in the back of her dress and she had these scapular wings that were covered with feathers and electrical tape. And when she got good and drunk She would sing about Elkheart, Indiana where the wind is strong and folks mind their own business.And she had at least a hundred old baseballs that she'd taken from kids. And she collected bones of all kinds. And she lived in a trailer under a bridge. And she made her own whiskey and gave cigarettes to kids. And she'd been struck by lightning seven or eight times. And she hated the mention of rain.And she made up her own language. And she wore rubber boots. And she could fix anything with string. And her lips were like cherries. And she was stronger than any man. And she smelled like gasoline and Rootbeer Fizz. And she put mud on a bee sting I got at the creek. And she gave me my very first kiss. She gave me my very first kiss."

Music:

Rad Dudez Bad 'Tudez.........etc.

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My Blog

Bummer Summer 4 Never! (4 days in retrospect)

So, past 4 days......where to begin. Writing it all out will keep it close.Left for Portland on Thursday, drove non-stop 11 hours or so, I passed out in the car and woke up to BEAUTIFUL trees and summ...
Posted by Skyler Lynn Hitchcox on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:13:00 PST

The Berzurkel Legacy!

This will be a home for all things Berzurkel. Post pictures. The Berzurkel Legacy has begun!   ..
Posted by Skyler Lynn Hitchcox on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:27:00 PST

Dear, Comcast On Demand

Please quit putting live videos of awful local metal bands.  It's like hearing the same song 25 times. Please put The Last Dragon and Groundhogs Day back in the movies section as well. ...
Posted by Skyler Lynn Hitchcox on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:10:00 PST

Dude, lyke, OMG! ToTAlLly!

Sale! 50% off!You could win a free iPod!The OC!Find the love of your life!"I love you."Fat-free!Empoyee discount!...
Posted by Skyler Lynn Hitchcox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST