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Cory Paul, is Thundermane.

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About Me

Maybe a simple kind of man.Names for my beard... So far: Merlin's pride. Chin of Fenrir. Vidarr's gift. El Barbo. Son of quetzaquatl. Twilight bringer. The bane of baba yaga. But you may call me Thunder Mane.Don't trust me I'm a total dick faced lier, don't listen to me I'm a hard dick faced cheat coward lier. Doo doo doo doo doo doo on you, don't make love to any part of me, my dick tells lies just like my son of a bitch face. Don't undress in my house because my house is a terrible camera, which fangs and shit. Shadoo be, on on shadoo shacooz shadoo be, dat dat dat, don't eat that roast on that table, we fucked up on that table don't tell me that my whistling is good, whistling is dead, and we both, know that. I'm alone in these woods that we call life, you're a perfect wife for a dead man, and thats not me. If you're still there in the dark, don't reach out to feel my heart, you will only mush your perfect falangie into my demon turd of a soul, your hand would go into my satanic cheesburger A K A my hearts vigina! -Kenny Winker Winker fucking rules man.

My Interests

The pink waterslide, Bukkake, The White Whale, Jamming, Books, Movies, Good friends, Kung Fu, Rounding, RPG's, anything with Star in the title... STAR SLUTS 9!All this stuff is pretty cool, not nearly as cool as a dragon!Look at this Dragon! He's fucking pissed!I am a playboy man baby.

I'd like to meet:

Dear Mary Marvel you are the girl of my dreams... Please marry me... That would be a Marvel.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Marvel

Music:

Priority, RadioHead, Sigur Ros, Thursday, Modest Mouse, Bad Religion, Propellerheads, Norah Jones, Catch 22, Far, Oneline drawing, New End, Beta Band, Thrice, Descendents, ALL, ISTOL, Form of Rocket, Massive attack, ....Trail of the dead, Led zep, Pink floyd, Underworld,Pinback, The Bad Plus, The Cure, tears for fears, Ryan Adams, Everytime I die, Converge, The Darkness, Oingo Boingo, GlassJaw, IEMOL!, NIN, Bjork, Elvis Costello, Otis Redding, Johnny Cash, Dwite Yokem, The D, GlassJaw, Cat Stevens, The who, Elton John, Bowie, Iggy pop, Bob dillan, Brand New, Minus the Bear, Coheed, At the drive in, Death Cab for Cutie, Mogwai, My mad beat box skillz.

Movies:

The Ice pirates!, High fedelity, Evil dead, gangs of new york, Vampires, Rushmore, The sword in the stone, Crouching tiger hidden dragon, Rounders poolhall junkies, Dune, Fear and loathing, Shaun Of the Dead, Garden State, Hero,
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Blind Warrior.
Where You Lived: Argentina.
How You Died: Decapitation. Who Were You In a Past Life?
You are Morpheus! You da Man! You are the
Inspiritational Leader, the father figure. You
are the wise philosopher; You never try
anything, you only Do. You've realized that
there is a differance between knowing the path
and walking the path.
Which Matrix Character are You - This one is better than all the others (Now its Finished!)
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Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?

Green Ranger
You are the Green Ranger, you are Tommy who was first evil but then became good. Your weapon is the sword of darkness, the dragon sheild and the, dragon dagger. You are the Dragon.
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a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
Spider-man i can see, but 50% Robin? Bullshit! i'M 100% Robin Bitch!

Television:

HEROES, Venture Brothers, Smallville, Kindred The Embraced, Bones,MST3k, Hockey, Angel, Buffy, Star trek (Next gen, Ds9), Bleach, FLCL, just about anything with Vampires or the undead or superheros or just cartoons in gen.

Books:

High Fedelity (my bible), Hagakure, Enders Game, A clockwork orange, Black house, The Authority dark tower 1-7, Night Watch books, His Black Materials books, anything Geoff Johns touches is a work of art, most of the DC Universe, some Marvel and stuff like Hellboy from Darkhorse.

Heroes:

BEN THE ALMIGHTY!!!!, Bruce Campbell, The D, Jonah, Jack Hawksmore (God of the city), Master Chan, Nick Hornby, John Favreau, David Blain (I believe in your magic, Its real) SuperBoy and Robin III, Green Lantern (Hal, Kyle) Flash (wally, Bart RIP) HellBoy, the JSA all around pretty much kicks ass as well as the Titans. Skyler, Matt, Kyle, Ben, Jody, Nate, Dustin, Dave, the Amandas, Heather, Dan, Brent, and my big sister Andy each person that inspires me evey day and that makes it worth going on for. I thank all of you... And when I'm rich we be busting out the bottle of Criss.

My Blog

I haven't gone anywhere Ive just moved my rant space else where...

http://intheshadowofleaves.blogspot.com/ Everyone should check it out if you actully liked my rants... Its a little less emo bitch sense I got a date so its all good.
Posted by Cory Paul, is Thundermane. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Can't sleep... But my shits be banging!!!

Any one who wakes up before 7:30 on purpose should be shot... No questions ask just a quick and easy shot to the head with anything bigger then a .38. I beg all of you endlessly to go to this si...
Posted by Cory Paul, is Thundermane. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

And the stars will fall and the gods will shatter the sky...

A sick vision of loud and dark cloud which travels at the speed of sound, its grayish brown... But somehow black beyond black... The few people that saw it coming were the ones we would never believe,...
Posted by Cory Paul, is Thundermane. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So yeah.... Thats good...

Im ummm doing pretty good... like really good... For the most part.... Ummmm man these are so Not good when Im not being all angsty... But I figure that I should regail you with the Good as well as th...
Posted by Cory Paul, is Thundermane. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What do you want from me?

Who the hell do you want me to be? I don't know who I am so please tell me. Tell me what the hell Im supost to do right now, tell me where to go from this fucking depressing stand still. I'm so fed ...
Posted by Cory Paul, is Thundermane. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Whats the point?

How often in life do we ask our selves what is the point to life... If there is a point at all. As I see it the point is to create, Baring a child, writing a book, or creating some form of entertainme...
Posted by Cory Paul, is Thundermane. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What I want.

I'll just come out and say it, I'm a self centered bastard and what I really want is a girl that I can talk as much noise as possible and she'll still at least act interested. I don't mind listening t...
Posted by Cory Paul, is Thundermane. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You sister loves the cock....

At least thats what I keep telling my self... She'll come out of her coma someday and when that happens she will be mine... My days are long... I fill them with amazing amouts of Zelda and masterbatio...
Posted by Cory Paul, is Thundermane. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I met someone...

And I really can't describe how I feel... Its like, I really really like this girl... But at the same time I'm sooo scared that Im going to get my heart broken again... I like her a lot if you couldn'...
Posted by Cory Paul, is Thundermane. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy Shit

Man, Ben is the greatest person on this earth. I just thought everyone should know this, Love <3 Cory
Posted by Cory Paul, is Thundermane. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST