Words and the way people use them. Nuance. Pumpkins. BASEBALL. Details. The color grey. Wards and runes and countercurses. Whole grains. Nail polish. Container gardening. Non-profits. Stars. Non-profits. Heliotrope. Shoes. Pink noise. Middle names. Coffee mugs. Cheap pens. Hummus. Mix tapes. Unspoken sexual tension. Beets. Draco Malfoy. Layers. Air drums. Pinball.
Other lame people. And the real life equivalent of Jim Halpert.
Lots of it.
The kind I can watch under the coffee table.
Jim Jim Jim.
Love is a Mix Tape, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Kiki Strike: The Shadow City, Love is a Many Trousered Thing
My mother.