cat

well.... i have two mommies jill and alexis!!! and a crazy aunt jessica!!! they're really cool and they let me live at their house for free!!! i'm a homemaker and they think i'm there for them to snuggle with and to pet!!! yeah i'm a little bit overweight, but it's just more cat to appreciate!!! they started having to give me diet food because i keep getting bigger... it's kind of gross and i like the other food that they use to feed me better!!! i enjoy taking naps and wandering around the neighborhood!! and in my free time it's really fun to annoy my mommies and walk on them when they are trying to sleep!!! i also enjoy getting contact high!!! they smoke a lot of weed!! but thank god they quit smoking ciggarettes!!! i don't like seccond hand smoke!!!