WHich TrucK are you?
4 WheeleR
You are the 4 WheeleR. YOu are a beast in the mud and thats all you care about. It's no thang to get it dirty.
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.comi thought i just wrote that. anyway... The few, the proud, THE MARINES BABY!!! umm i like making an ass out of myself to get a rise out of people. I like shooting big guns and killing shit. I LOVE FREESTYLE MOTOCROSS! Travis is my main man. he he. Stewart can suck my ass. I love to do crazy things to occupy my boredom. I like screwin around learnin how to play the guitar and drums.And singing. music fascinates me i love it. so does fire.....he he. I like being outside whenever i can be, in the woods scouting around and lookin for sheds and pickin berries in the fall or playing a good game of football or baseball or paintball or something then i like blowing up all the ticks i find on myself afterwards. I always keep myself busy doing something. I love driving and drag racing through town and beating the shit out of my friends cars and pissing off everyone in town by doing so. the look on their face is priceless. its also fun to try and take out all the squirrels and bunnies that run in front of you too. (sorry cassie that was hilarious). why are they so attracted to a huge chunk of metal going 80 down the highway?
I'd like to meet:
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slipknot,anyone interested in conversing with my insane self, GODThe above is joey jordison the drummer from slipknot at his very best, teasing the crowd with his talent. God i love him!!!
Music:
mainly anything metal,rock,classic rock,some rap even a little country for the redneck countrygirl in me, love that Jason Aldean. HOOWeey! but im a headbanger at heart. i like everything man. Hell I might even pop in some bethoven or other classical and rock or cry myself to sleep sometime.
Movies:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Apemeister
Birthday: 4.9.87
Birthplace: Ashland, WI
Current Location: Gayward, WI
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Dark Blond
Height: 5'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Proud German and uh...polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: uh...Who the fuck cares about shoes?I dont know
Your Weakness: Hot cowboys, chevys, llamas...
Your Fears: The budweiser industry getting nuked
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza Hut pan style bacon cheeseburger
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Licking my own nipple, furthering my modeling career
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Wanna cyber? fuckin fags...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Im horney and i slept in too late again. wheres breakfast?
Your Best Physical Feature: My ass and eyes
Your Bedtime: When normal people are getting up
Your Most Missed Memory: My bro ricky R.I.P
Pepsi or Coke: Both are good but pepsi to drink, coke for mixers
MacDonalds or Burger King: KFC
Single or Group Dates: Both but group dates are a lot more fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton all the way *thats brisk baby*
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: I love both but i drink coffee more, theyre good together too
Do you Smoke: Yes but trying to quit
Do you Swear: Fuck it all!Fuck this world!Fuck everything that you stand for!Dont belong,dont exist!Dont give a shit!DONT EVER JUDGE ME! - slipknot
Do you Sing: Yes i love every aspect of music
Do you Shower Daily: Twice - shower in the morning, bath at night
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: YES!
Do you want to get Married: When the unlucky bastard rolls along yes
Do you belive in yourself: Fuck yes! You can do it April!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if im going faster that 120 over lots of hills
Do you think you are Attractive: Im dead sexy
Are you a Health Freak: Except for smoking yes, i eat good and i love working out
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: I make attempts at playing the drums
In the past month have you Smoked:'
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Id like to be but no
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.dont chase um. replace um.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hell yeah i like that shit.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Your virginity
Ever been Drunk: Classify drunk...
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah but i always follow through
Ever been Beaten up: Nah im i lover not a hater. I dont get my ass kicked. i do the ass kickin when necessary.
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in the arms of someone that cares.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Vet Tech or accountant/business management
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany, Amsterdam, anywhere but here please god help me
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesnt matter as long as theyre gorgeous to me
Favourite Hair Color: Prefer dark but it depends on the person
Short or Long Hair: Short, buzzed - love facial hair but on some guys it looks like ass
Height: around 6'
Weight: As long as they dont look pregnant i dont care
Best Clothing Style: whatever theyre comfortable in
Number of Drugs I have taken: I plead the 5th...
Number of CDs I own: fuck....
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Most of it
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! /tableanything funny or disturbing and scary like, faces of death. I also LOVE LOVE LOVE war movies. ill watch anything once though.But im more of a comedy type of chick, or have a couple beers and watch the game.
Television:
televisions only purpose is for betting upon and watching your friends cry over intense football games when their team loses. go pack go! american choppers, overhaulin, pinks, the outdoor channel OLN or any good movies that are on. I like animal planet too. The CSI type shows are interesting too. i guess. oh yeah i like Miami ink and that shit too.
adopt your own virtual pet!
Books:
I dont have the time to sit down and read novels or anything. ill flip through some magazines every once in a while but thats about it. i like drooling over pastrana and jacked up trucks and big ass bucks and so on...a little porn never hurt anybody either... but, i guess i like reading about war shit and the dictionary and ecyclopedia. i am smarter than thou. i am god.
Heroes:
GOD! God has a hard on for MARINES!i am my own hero. im a hard workin single mommy thats earns and buys everything on my own with no ones help. and i still manage to support worthless (EX)boyfriends but id have to say joey jordison the drummer from slipknot because hes very talented i hope one day i can play a fraction of what he can. hes my idol. I also have to give props to everyone whos at war for this falling apart country. Also anyone that can score a badass buck during hunting season i give u props. Of course travis pastrana... how can u not LOVE him?!...Oh and, uh, your mom. Did i mention the packers kick ass?
