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Jonathan Government

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About Me

Good for a laugh, too clever by half, jewish liberal met fan. student of life, liver of studies, eroder of liver's (that means i like beer). This is like writing a living obituary ....
Peter Venkman. The Ladies' Man. Or so you think.
Face it, you have a degree in Psycology and
Parasycology but you are just immature.
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My Interests

Parenthesis's(the grammatical equivalent of going of on a tangent), Tangents. The inner workings of the brain ( I love the Amygdala). Post impressionist, Jazz, meditation, buddhism, baseball, and other things I'm not good at. Songwriting in the style of Dylan, Prine, and on a good day Chapin.( I play guitar,mandolin, harmonica, and Mountain Dulcimer, I own a banjo). Saber Fencing (fun with aluminum sticks)

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't mind puns and witticisms, who is not put off by a certain amount of directness. Amatuer musicians who don't think they have a shot at the big time. "Progressive Utopians with no sense of Humor" Conservatives who don't think poor people will just disappear, if we throw the rug out from under them. people with Eggo's not Egos.And women

Music:

Any dirty feet bands (grateful dead, Phish, Flecktones), old school country, Beatles, Todd Snider (for a complete list of all cool music, listen to his "Vinyl Records" song). The Jayhawks, Redwalls, R.E.M, Christine Lavin, Dar Williams, Rick Nestler, Stacey Kent. Miles Davis, Ella and Louie, Frankie, Little Stevie W. Pat Wictor, Nathan Caswell. The Jayhawks, Kris Kristofferson And me (fancy that!)

Movies:

Holy Grail, any Marx brother's movie, Ghostbuster's, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings,Clerks, Dogma (this movie actually makes sense too!), Bowling for Columbine. Tombstone, Desperado, Any "man" movie , be it spider, super or X. Zorro. The Princess Bride. Dr Strangelove, Don't look Back. Propoganda films "Your friend the Atom". Don't Look Back, Million Dollar baby, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs

Television:

Simpson's, Futurama, Carnivale, Sopranos, Chappelles show Arrested development, That 70's show, Seinfeld. The Young ones, Black Adder. Star Trek (original and Next Gen, can't be bothered with others). Airwolf, a-team , Macyver, Quantum leap. Law & orders with Orbach and Waterston in them. Any cartoons

Books:

John Steinbeck. The entire collection (the wayward bus especially!). "The Man who mistook his wife for a hat", "the unbearable lightness of being", "dreams from my Father" by Obama (the man). "Da Vinci code". Every guitarist has got to have "Zen Guitar", its astounding. "what would buddha do?" (they offer a free WWBD bracelet with proof of purchase, but WWBD if he couldn't find the receipt... they don't cover it in the book...I'm lost-ed!)." The Cheating Culture", "Nickeled and Dimed". Keesey's " Sometimes a Great Notion", "Against all Enemies", "Where the Sidewalk Ends", "The Giving Tree", "Are you my Mother", "The Curious incident of the Dog in the Nightime", "Killing Bono", baseball books Maxx Barry

Heroes:

Chicken Parmigiana, Veggie deluxe, put anything on bread and I'll eat it .....Wait...what's that?....Oh! Nevermind.Oliver Sacks ( brilliant Physiologist who discovered L-dopa), Pat Wictor (Slide Guitarist who knows that respect is a two way street, and as such gets a lot of traffic in his direction). Stephen Siller (real hero) Spider Man (not real hero). El Zorro

My Blog

Harry Bingham

Who was Harry Bingham and why is he getting a stamp?  Just  an interesting piece of evidence of the curious behavior of the Roosevelt  administration toward the Jews during WWII.A&...
Posted by Jonathan Government on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:24:00 PST

I hate meeses to pieces!

...So I visit my parents house and notice that this bag or Riesens chews are violently ripped open  and chewed upon.  My mom tells me that they have taken on a mouse. Now ordinarily I'd find...
Posted by Jonathan Government on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 07:45:00 PST

Mystalking

As I spy on my friends Laptop at my command I find us all misunderstood Displaced upon this land Nomads of the nomenclature Refugees from burdened thought Seeking asylum in the tablature Of verses ove...
Posted by Jonathan Government on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:58:00 PST

The dirty 30

The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:1. What does your MySpace headline mean?It means I'll never grow up, never learn, and never be disappointed2. Elaborate on your default phot...
Posted by Jonathan Government on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST

A Mid Autumnights Stream

Unbridled emotions accepted by a smile  Spending my money like its going out of style Watching staged ladies, I sit so still Blessed is who creates them according to her will In a dim-lit bar pre...
Posted by Jonathan Government on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:30:00 PST

Assorted dimwit and dumbdom

These are the things that I've been saying recently, and shall now be added to the abyss of unpopular culture:   The women of Staten Island are akin to works of art.  They are beautiful...
Posted by Jonathan Government on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:02:00 PST

Check out this event: Family Picnic

Hosted By: everyoneWhen: Sunday Sep 18, 2005 at 2:00 PMWhere: Silver Lake ParkForest and Victory Staten Island, NY 10308USDescription:everyone Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Jonathan Government on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 08:24:00 PST

Dancing with Katrina

This song will be played at the Muddy Cup on Wednesday, as part of a Katrina relief benefit.  Come down and donate $10 if you can: Dancing with Katrina I must keep on walking I can't go home agai...
Posted by Jonathan Government on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 06:05:00 PST

I'm good enough.. I'm smart enough and doggone it people like me

So I created this group, and someone actually joined it!@@@ I'm a success! THis is like the greatest thing since I graduated college, or learned how to play the opening riff to Phish's "Ice" (p...
Posted by Jonathan Government on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

of basements and banishment

My parents have told me that they're getting to an age where they are starting to throw things out. Once they clearly established the fact that they don't mean me, I came to realize that they meant m...
Posted by Jonathan Government on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST