Eating...
Sleeping...
Running...
Working Out...
Girls (Hehehe.) ...
Annoying the fine folks that I live with...
Wearing suglasses...
Telling people about things they really don't care about...
Hating Barry...
Changing my Headline and/or Song every five minutes...
Drinking Crunk Juice™ ...
Bugging John Macon...
Saying "Krankenwagen"...
Being Amazing...
Finding mayonnaise packets in my locker...
Getting lost on the way to peoples' houses...
Imitating the voices of others to a point near perfection...
Saying "Freakin' A"...
Being the official Vice Fontana...
Jod (like Keith)...
Getting stranded in other states due to car trouble...
Black Caesar...
Headbanging (occasionally)...
Trying to make Fontana say "Dookie" again...
Inappropriately commenting on the smells of places I visit...
Playing guitars (trying to anyway)...
Dr. Tan...
Acting like an idiot...
Tanning on my roof...
Making Fontana™ merchandise...
Not being bored...
Sleeping...
Staring off into space...
Sleeping...
Telling jokes that aren't anywhere near funny...
Sleeping...
Laughing at things that I shouldn't laugh at...
Sleeping...
Wait... did I mention sleeping?
I'd like to meet:
Your mom.
Music:
This is the longest Music Section you'll ever see. If not, tell me. I'll add some more stuff. Hehehe.
I listen to Rock, Metal, and the occasional Christian rock band. Any other kind of music basically annoys me. Having said that:
-My favorite rock band is Fuel. I love those guys in the least possible gay way.
-For the Metal genre, it's feffinitely DEFF... ooops... I mean, definitely FEFF.
-And my favorite Christian band is 12 Stones. I didn't even know they were a Christian band until recently. They're just freaking wonderful.
This is what you'll find on my iPod:
3 Doors Down...
12 Stones...
32 Leaves...
A2...
AC/DC...
Accomplice...
Aerosmith...
Alice Cooper...
The All-American Rejects...
The Allman Brothers Band...
Alter Bridge...
AM Conspiracy...
Amaru...
Another Animal...
Avenged Sevenfold...
Axel Rudi Pell...
Bachman-Turner Overdrive...
Bad Company...
Bad English...
Barenaked Ladies...
Black Stone Cherry...
Blind Faith...
Blink 182...
Breaking Benjamin...
Brownsville Station...
Buckcherry...
Bullet for My Valentine...
Burn Season...
Bush...
Chad Kroeger...
Chevelle...
Circus Diablo...
Cold...
Cream...
Creed...
Creedence Clearwater Revival...
Crossfade...
Crush 40...
Darkmiracle...
Daughtry...
Def Leppard...
Default...
Derek & The Dominos...
Dollybraid...
The Doobie Brothers...
The Doors...
DragonForce...
Dropbox...
Drowning Pool... (R.I.P. Dave Williams 1972 - 2002)
Dwight Twilley Band...
Earshot...
Edgewater...
Eric Clapton...
Evanescence...
Eve 6...
Everett Bradley...
Fall Out Boy...
Faktion...
FEFF...
Foghat...
Francis Soto...
The Fray...
Fuel... (Favorite band ever!!!)
Gene Simmons...
Godsmack...
Golden Earring...
The Goo Goo Dolls...
Grand Funk...
Grateful Dead...
Grand Funk...
Green Day...
Gunnar Nelson...
Guns N' Roses...
Hardline...
Hawthorne Heights... (R.I.P. Casey Calvert)
Hinder...
Incubus...
J. Geils Band...
Jeff Scott Soto...
Jorn...
Josh Todd...
Journey...
Judas Priest...
Julien-K...
Kiss...
Kiss & Ace Frehley...
Led Zeppelin...
Lee Brotherton...
Lifehouse...
Linkin Park...
Live...
Lynyrd Skynyrd...
Magna-Fi...
Matchbox Twenty...
The Mayfield Four...
Megadeth...
Mercy Drive...
MercyMe...
Metallica...
Micky Dolenz & Peter Tork...
The Monkees...
My Own I...
Nazareth...
Neal Schon...
Nickelback...
Nine Inch Nails...
Nirvana...
Nolan Neal...
P.O.D. ...
Panic Cell...
Papa Roach...
Patience Worth...
The Police...
Powerman 5000...
Primus...
Puddle of Mudd...
Ra...
Rammstein...
RED...
Rick Derringer...
Riders On the Storm...
Rise Against...
Scary Kids Scaring Kids...
Scott Stapp...
Seether...
Seven Wiser...
Sevendust...
Shadows Fall...
Shinedown...
Sister Hazel...
Sixx:A.M. ...
Smash Mouth...
Society Red...
SOiL...
Something To Burn...
Staind...
Steel Dragon...
Steppenwolf...
Steve Conte...
Steve Perry...
Stone Sour...
Strata...
Submersed...
Subway...
Sunstorm & Joe Lynn Turner...
Ted Poley & Tony Harnell...
Terry Ilous...
Test Your Reflex...
Thin Lizzy...
Third Eye Blind...
Three Days Grace...
Van Halen...
Velvet Revolver...
Wicked Sensation...
The X's...
Yngwie Malmsteen...
Yngwie Malmsteen's Rising Force...
Zebrahead...
My favorite singers include:
-Brett Scallions (ex-Fuel, Riders On the Storm)...
-Toryn Green (ex-Patience Worth, ex-Something to Burn, Fuel)...
-Johnny Gioeli (Hardline, Axel Rudi Pell, Crush 40, Accomplice, ex-Brunette)...
-Damien Starkey (ex-Burn Season, Damien Starr)...
-Gene Simmons (Kiss, Gene Simmons [Solo])...
-Terry Ilous (XYZ, Terry Ilous [Solo], Accomplice)...
-Scott Stapp (ex-Creed, Scott Stapp [Solo])...
-Myles Kennedy (ex-Mayfield Four, Alter Bridge)...
-Greg Wayne (Something to Burn)...
-Jason "Gong" Jones (ex-Drowning Pool, AM Conspiracy)...
-Chris Daughtry (Daughtry)...
-Rob Pfeffer (FEFF)...
-Sully Erna (Godsmack)...
-Ben Burnley (Breaking Benjamin)...
-Jeff Scott Soto (ex-Talisman, ex-Axel Rudi Pell, ex-Journey, Jeff Scott Soto [Solo])...
My favorite guitarists are:
-Mark Tremonti (ex-Creed, Alter Bridge)...
-Yngwie (pronounced "Ingvay") Malmsteen (Steeler, Rising Force, Yngwie Malmsteen [Solo])...
-Sean Clegg (Accomplice)...
-Axel Rudi Pell (ex-Steeler, Axel Rudi Pell [Solo])...
-Jun Senoue (Crush 40)...
-Carl Bell (Fuel)...
-Neal Schon (ex-Santana, ex-Hardline, Journey)...
-Sully Erna (Godsmack)...
Drummers:
-Scott Phillips (ex-Creed, Alter Bridge)...
-Kevin Miller (ex-Fuel)...
-Tommy Stewart (ex-Godsmack, Fuel)...
-Shannon Larkin (Godsmack)...
-Sully Erna (Godsmack)...
Bassists:
-Brian Marshall (ex-Creed, Alter Bridge)...
-Brett Scallions (The X's, Circus Diablo)...
-Jeff Abercrombie (Fuel)...
-Gene Simmons (Kiss)...
-Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue, Sixx:A.M.)...
-Mitch James (Crossfade)...
And finally, the keyboardists:
-Michael T. Ross (Angel, Hardline, Accomplice)...
-Ferdy Doernberg (Axel Rudi Pell)...
-Scott Phillips (ex-Creed)...
-Ray Manzarek (ex-The Doors, Riders On the Storm)...
That's all I'm gonna say about my music interests. I've mentioned pretty much everything. Oh... check out these fine folks linked here. These bands own. Seriously, check 'em out. If you like hardcore/metal stuff, I recommend Godsmack (these guys have five awesome CDs) and FEFF (new band with a GREAT album). If you like the classic rock sound, try Accomplice. The Gioeli + Clegg + Ross combo makes for one good CD. Finally, if you like stuff like AFI, Story of the Year, Limp Bizkit, or bands like that, check out Something to Burn. After 3 singers, they may have found their "ultimate voice." All 3 of the singers sound great, so all of the STB stuff sounds great.
Seriously, check these bands out. Just click the magic clicky things.
Fuel, Pink Floyd, and Church... all in the same video!
Movies:
Forrest Gump.
Radio.
*NOTICE: I watch other movies... you know... movies that aren't about 'tards.
Television:
I watch that now and then.
My bonehead camera guy deleted his old profile for no apparent reason. The episodes of Let's Talk With Ethan went with him, and there's no way to get them back. Until we re-record the old ones, the following videos are the only episodes available.
The movie is still a work in progress... so here are some new mini-episodes.
Let's Talk With Ethan While He's Taking a Dramatic Walk
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I answer a public phone in this one.
Let's Answer a Public Phone With Ethan
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Let's Go to a Gas Station With Ethan
Let's Record an Epilogue to the Previous Episode With Ethan
Let's Walk With Ethan
Let's Go Back to the Same Gas Station from Before With Ethan
Let's Try to Make a Prank Call With Ethan, but Fail Because We're Morons
Books:
Well, I don't really read unless you tie me to a chair and force me to read, but then you'd have to help me turn the pages... so please don't tie me up...
You know, I actually DO read now and then. You know those books that you have to read in school? The ones that everybody hates? Well, I actually like some of those, such as The Odyssey and To Kill a Mockingbird.
And if I could ever find a copy, I wouldn't mind reading The Paths We Choose, by Sully Erna. Same goes for The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star, by Nikki Sixx.
Heroes:
Fred Sanford, the man who inspired me to randomly yell, "Esther, you ugly!" in public.
