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Jeff

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About Me

My Unitarian Jihad name is The Very Reverend Holocaust of Compassion.
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My Interests

Watching TV, Renting movies, killing hobos, reading. Movies, Dead Baby jokes, and the Socratic Method.

I'd like to meet:

Russ Feingold. And when I die, Paul Wellstone.

Music:

Holy Shit, don't even get me started. Nothing pisses me off more than people who go off about all these bands they love, trying to impress you because you've never heard of them. On the other hand, a friend of mine dated a girl who claimed to be punk rock and then ask me if "Ball and Chain" was by Green Day. Don't do that, either.

Movies:

If it's put in front of me, I will watch it. Guaranteed.

Television:

Sports Night, Buffy, Angel, Scrubs, Daily Show. I like anything with snappy dialogue and a sharp, sarcastic style.New: Heroes and Studio 60

Books:

A Song of Ice and Fire, Death gate cycle, anything about history or politics, especially if it's by Al Franken. Robert Jordan can kiss my ass, and I've also given up on Goodkind's Sword of Atlas Shrugged.

Heroes:

Russ Feingold, Bob LaFollette, Jon Stewart, Bill Hicks, and George R.R. Martin

My Blog

If you voted yes for marriage

  Thank you.  It's good to know that come May, when Jennie and I tie the knot, that it will still mean something.  It's good to know that our marriage has been protected.  Now, if ...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:20:00 PST

State of the Union - Strong?

  Well, another year has come and gone, and once more our president has fulfilled his constitutional obligation to report on the state of the Union to the houses of Congress.  A few observat...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:33:00 PST

Enough about fucking Randy Moss already!

Seriously. From when we are barely able to walk, we young men are taught that if you can run fast or throw a ball far, or win a fight, you better better than everyone else. Much as they say that you...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Well, it's been a week.

Election day was one week ago, and how do I feel? Tired. Still fuckin' tired. We worked our asses off to turn out the voters, and preliminary accounts suggest we succeeded. Based off of the number...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

More on gay marriage

This whole thing about traditional families is a smoke-screen. Why? GAY COUPLES ARE ALREADY ALLOWED TO RAISE CHILDREN! Granted, it's hard to find a place that will let them adopt them one, but it's po...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

12 reasons why gay marriage will ruin our society.

"1: Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. 2: Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't lega...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fucking Papers!!!

No, seriously, dude. Fucking papers. Dead fuckin' serious. You can quote me if you want.
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Donald Rumsfeld has become a liability.

So, it seems that Rumsfeld finally mastered the art of the non-apologetic, talking out your ass apology. While publicly conveying his deepest regrets and "accepting full responsibility" for the abuse...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST