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Jonathan

Speshul Relativity

About Me

I'm what happens when you think too much, the end product of a mind that thinks, learns, reasons, conceives, plans. I'm the guy who sits in bed at 3:00am wondering about the finer points of navel lint. I'm the disaffected cynic, the rational idealist, the ascetic scholar, the disenchanted consumer, the blind philosopher, the acerbic bitch, and most of all I'm entirely mad. I'm rather happy with it actually. Sanity was starting to feel much like an exercise in futility.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, as long as your myspace page doesn't mention a webcam. I don't know who came up with the idea of using myspace to market porn, but they should seriously burn in the firey pits of darkest hell. Seriously, I get enough of that crap caught in my e-mail spam filter. I don't want to get it on here too.

My Blog

A Very Betty Ford Christmas

     Let me start by saying that I love Food Network.  They host a set of shows which I consider to be nothing less than a mirepoix for the soul (Good Eats, Barefoot Contessa, and Everyday Italian).  ...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 10:48:00 PST

On being a better human

     I had originally intended to entitle this entry "On Being a Better Man". I realized while writing this that I was making a mistake. Society has a problematic fixation on gende...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:00:00 PST

16th St. Hell

  It seems that I have been remiss.  It's been more than a year since I've visited my little corner of the Internet, and that simply will not do.  Myspace has done me a great service in...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:32:00 PST

Smoking and the Non-Smoker

Smokers are decidedly a minority in our society.  Cities and now entire states are passing laws making smoking in indoor public places illegal.  I can't particularly argue with this legislat...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 10 May 2006 01:41:00 PST

Some Recent Thoughts...

     The following has poured out of me unbidden over the past couple of days.  I'm not sure what exactly it all means yet, but I'm posting it in an effort to make it coherent...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:16:00 PST

Google brings me joy

If you're bored at work and have nothing better to do than ponder the mysteries of your navel lint, try the following list of instructions. 1.) Go to Google.com.2.) Type the word "Failure" into the se...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 01:53:00 PST

Herpes Galore

     I try not to trust my life to chance.  I take a very Newtonian view of my life in that I feel as if I can chart its course by the cause and effect reactions that occur ar...
Posted by Jonathan on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:43:00 PST

Additionally

This:     and This:   FUCKING OH MY GOD IT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:31:00 PST

An Open Letter to France

***This was originally part of the 04/04/2006 post but has been moved for organizational purposes*** Dear France,         I'm sorry it's been so long since my last l...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:55:00 PST

RTD means Return my Twelve Dollars

For those of you who are up on the Denver political scene, The Amalgamated Transit Union, Local 1001, the people responsible for the daily operation and upkeep of our mass transit systems, has voted t...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:47:00 PST