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Fresca Gorte Pants

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About Me

Born Jessica Forte...turned Fresca Gorte.  Put a dime in the Gorte box!!Gorte-ma-lorteMiss Fresca GorteGorte here!More seriously about me...I am living and loving life down in Austin Tejas....getting down to just about anything, two steppin, bike riding....I live in an amazing house RDR and have a bunny rabbit named Pants, and the first Midget dog I have ever known to exist (but thats good because freakshows are making a comeback).  -I like puppies and kitties a lot...and that seems to take up maybe even too much of my time.        

My Interests

Enjoying the sun on a beautiful day, getting outside into nature.  Oceans, rivers, stream,s lakes, music, jewelry and creating my own art, puppies and kitties of course.  Friendly people, getting down with some beer and a chohappa.  Turtles, dumpster diving, sewing, lovin!, dancing.Basically anything, I'm up for adventures and can't wait to travel some day soon....

I'd like to meet:

Good people, looking to have good times and share in beautiful things....reach out and lets share some love. Simon the turtle, rehabilitated and in the wild! Just want to keep in touch with all my URI buddies.  I miss the music scene and all the crazy parties and times we had 

Music:

Can someone say Toubab Krewe!?!?! Kreation, Attic, Uncle Everett, OJC, Low B, Red Book Audio, Ween, Rappa, Racionais, Marcelo D2, Bob Marley, Arrested Development, anything Andy puts on at work, Grateful Dead, Phish, Sublime, Mano Chao (he is really interesting everyone should listen to a song or two from him), OutKast,Friends Jamming out (my fav)Country music when two-steppin is involved!Wow...I forgot Bisco, Danny Dolinger, Flaming Lips, Mountain Goats, Liz singing....so many more.  Live music is really the key to making me feel good....

Movies:

Biodome, Boondock Saints, Cidade de Deus, Carandiru, Caminho das Nuvens, Spun (thanks for the copy J. Crack~great friend), Waking Life, CLERKS (all time favorite, especially on Ocean Road, when we watched it everyday!),..

Television:

No thanks I was supposed to be on that thing you all watch...TV

Books:

keep posted for mine Kingston Pizza Diaries: Up from Hell.

Heroes:

My cousin Jason, Aunt Gina and Uncle Gary.  The three of them are the greatest heros to exist.  The love, light, and energy that shines from them shows all.  We'll miss you forever Jay.

My Blog

Continuing Education

Mr. Ty-Roni Pants has just been enrolled in class again!  He graduated last friday, which means he is only getting a short "spring" break before he has to go back.  Apparently he will be le...
Posted by Fresca Gorte Pants on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:54:00 PST

10 things...yup

ten wierd things... Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their n...
Posted by Fresca Gorte Pants on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:24:00 PST

Miss Panbanisha Bunny Pants Gortes Obituary

She was a bunny in this world     Miss Panbanisha Bunny Pants Gorte, a bunny, a baby pants, and a sister, of The Radical Dixie Ranch, Austin, TX  passed away this Sunday December 16th....
Posted by Fresca Gorte Pants on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:19:00 PST

Quit Smoking Cigarettes

Yup Yup Pretty unbelievable transformation, anyway it pretty damn cool.  I read the "Easy Way to quit smoking" Book or something or other by Alan Carr Now when I am around smokers i wanna be...
Posted by Fresca Gorte Pants on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:44:00 PST

Conversations with a fuckwad

So last night I sent out a text for everyone to come over to the clown free skool.  In the text I jokingly told people to bring TP, after all we needed it and I figured whatever,  maybe they...
Posted by Fresca Gorte Pants on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:01:00 PST

Strawberries

When strawberries go bad they don't taste good.
Posted by Fresca Gorte Pants on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:31:00 PST

Mountain Goats-No Children

Liz sang this yesterday, I love it.  Then today it started playing on someones myspace.  It made me happy and sad at the same time.  Going through lots of tough times guys!~ I hope that...
Posted by Fresca Gorte Pants on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:21:00 PST

GREAT POEM author unknown

Today's daily poem-author unknown:I felt you there touching mekissing me yearning for moreI couldn't handle myselfI had to feel you inside my bodythe shit I want you to do choke me out till I turn blu...
Posted by Fresca Gorte Pants on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST

Tessa Beans Gorte

This blog is to post happy news about my lost little kitty Tessa Beans.  About two and a half weeks before I left for TX she disappeared.  Being quite old and scrawny we thought the worst.&n...
Posted by Fresca Gorte Pants on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:52:00 PST

Do you Realize?

While listening to Flaming Lips play this song, I thought of my cousin Jason, and how I learned to live, because you never know the future.  These lyrics really meant a lot more this time.... &nb...
Posted by Fresca Gorte Pants on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:18:00 PST