The ostrige - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I enjoy enjoyable things. Like smoking, drinking, friends, good times, concerts, playing random musical instruments, and beating bison in the head with clubs.

My Interests

I have no interests, for I am a bland, homo-erotic robot.

I'd like to meet:

I hate you

Music:

ska, metal, jazz, punk, hardcore, blues, soul, funk.And, you know, whatever else is cool these days.

Television:

softcore porn, family guy, the Angry Beavers, VH1 Classic Metal Mania.

Heroes:

just kidding.