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The Virtual Bruder

"Shut up and eat your Skittles!", said the mother to her child at Wal-Mart.

About Me


You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 70% Superman 65% Green Lantern 55% Iron Man 50% The Flash 50% Catwoman 50% Supergirl 47% Wonder Woman 47% Hulk 45% Batman 45% Robin 42% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
You are Roger Daltry, the lead singer of The Who.
You are the most disliked member because
you're an asshole. You dance like a fruitcake
and you're a square. The only reason you're
even in the band is because you begged for
forgiveness after punching the crap out of
everyone to get your ideas across. You seem
to get along with everyone, but backstage,
it's just you and your groupies. NOBODY LIKES
YOU! You're a popular, egotistical person with no real
friends. Maybe you should stop being so
self-absorbed and try to do something good
for a change. Try to turn your life around
before you end up a 58 year old asshole. GROW
UP!
Which member of The Who are you?
brought to you by QuizillaALRIGHT SO MAYBE I'M AN ASSHOLE, BUT I AM ROGER FUCKIN' DALTREY AINT I ?!
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style? . . . . . . . . . . . . That's right ladies, not only am I Spider Man and a self absorbed asshole rock star, but I'm a charmer to boot ! I'm learning so much about myself from my Myspace experience !! Come to think of it, I have been acused of being self absorbed, because I've painted like a billion self portraits. I really only do them because I'm such an available model. Quite frankly if anybody out there thinks it might be fun to sit for a portrait, I'd be glad to do it. heres a self portrait circa 2002..........................

My Interests

graphic arts, painting, camping, paddling, the health and well being of my friends and family, indie-rock, my dog, karaoke...not necessarily in that order ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------------------------------------

I'd like to meet:

Howard Stern, Mel Brooks, Keith Richards, Bruce Springsteen, Red Grooms, Tina Fey, women who share a mutual attraction with me, artists and merchants who want to collaborate on art, and general artness. sugar mommas, Scrabble players, cookie bakers, turkey fryers, maids, butlers, chefs, massage therapists, bartenders, butchers, people who have funny stories, Tom Waits, Michael Jackson, Brian Westbrook, Bree Olson, Willie Nelson, Bill Clinton, and Tim Conway

Music:

I'm a big Stones fan. Have been since junior high. I listen to alot of stuff I guess I'll just ramble off some artists, Tom Waits, the Who, Rocket from the Crypt, Ray Charles, Nina Simone, Johnny Cash, AC/DC, Sinatra, Phil Spector, Bob Marley, Zen Guerilla, The Pixies, I can go on and on. I know alot of people ramble off 40 lines of bands and artists they like, my friends included. I'm not going through that much trouble. You're just gonna have to trust me when I tell you I'm friggin fascinating. For an example of how fucking fascinating I am, I hate Journey!! They ba-low! However I love when cheesy cover bands play Journey songs! I mean really love it! If there's anything more absurd about that shitty non-rock it's watching people pay tribute to it. It's fantastic!!

Movies:

Godfathers 1 and 2, Unforgiven, Ray, Ed Wood and Duck Soup

Television:

Deadwood, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, and The Eagles. Thats really all the T.V I truly require.

Books:

Books, huh? alright. I like short stories by Bukowski. Kurt Vonnegut has yet to let me down. Sammy Davis Jr. wrote a great autobiography called "Why me?". Johnny Cash wrote one called "Cash". Reading it was like having Johnny sitting around telling you stories. When I finished the book I was sorry to see him leave. I gave the book to my friend Nadine when she moved to Japan. I thought Johnny would be good company for her. "A prayer for Owen Meany"'s pretty high on the favorite book list too.
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Heroes:

My parents. Marv and Helene. I mean there are rock stars like Keith Richards, teachers like Raul Middleman, artists like Thomas Eakins. But then there's my folks. Enough said. Heres a picture of us circa 1972 or 73, check out how cool my dad is, he's like a cross between Steve McQueen and Frank Sinatra! _____________________________

My Blog

The Virtual Art Gallery... Art I've created for posting on other peoples pages

The following images are original art pieces created by yours truly. After perusing through my PhotoBucket account I realized how many hours of creating art work I put in just for the sake of goofing...
Posted by The Virtual Bruder on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:47:00 PST

HEAR AN MP3 OF THE RICH BRUDER 5 FROM 4/7/2006

My buddy Re-run snuck his big ass Panasonic tape recorder into his overcoat to bootleg the Rich Bruder 5. Luckily for me it fell out of his coat while he was doing the funky chicken. The Rich Bruder 5...
Posted by The Virtual Bruder on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 10:13:00 PST

this isnt about Monkey-face this is about adoption

The following is a series of arguments for and against gay folks adopting other peoples unwanted babies. reading the cons is like watching the president speak. I don't know about you but when I'm watc...
Posted by The Virtual Bruder on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 06:46:00 PST

page is getting cluttered so this is where i keep "amout me" now

Well above all else, I truly love writing little blurbs about myself for strangers to read about me on the internet. That being said, lets get down to talking about me shall we ! I like life and havin...
Posted by The Virtual Bruder on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 11:15:00 PST

So I've decided to start a cult !

Congratulations ! You may already be a winner! That is you will be, should you decide to join my new cult. It'll be great ! It's something I always wanted to do, and what better place to get started t...
Posted by The Virtual Bruder on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 05:32:00 PST