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jacques

CHOOSE LIFE

About Me


Ill tell you guys a story of how my grandad survered the days in the bear infested north east minnasota.See my granpa lived in this shed and there were fucking bears outside,like they would fuck hes shit up whenever he tride to leave,so one day he went outside and shot one and brought its corpse inside,and from it he made anti bear armor,first he skinned it,then he used the bones to make some fucking shoulder pads,then he put on the skin,sort of like a cape so then he took the skull and tied it to hes chest while singing,then he covered himself in the bears blood,ALL THE BLOOD,he was all red and shit right? then he went to the kitchen and he grabbed all the knives he could,then he tied the knives to hes hands to make like some claws.and so with hes full battle bear armor on,my uncle went outside to take care of the bears outside hes house,he rushed out,got in hes fucking truck,and ran over all of those mother fucking shit head bears before they could even see it fucking coming,then when he was done he went to get more gas becouse he ran out of gas,but then he came back and owned more fucking bears,then he went back inside and lived happy and good forever.I can't remember if my grandmother was the gas attendant or a hooker he picked up,but him in hes full battle armor glory could of attracted any woman anywhere.

My Interests

the new spoon album, home-baking

I'd like to meet:



Music:

radiohead, robert johnson, modest mouse, the national, cold war kids, my bloody valentine, boards of canada, the flaming lips, guieded by voices, neutral milk hotel, arcade fire, cocteau twins, grizzly bear, mogwai, panda bear,liars, modeselektor, belle & sebastian, hank williams, hank williams III, silver jews, david bowie, brian eno, can, the unicorns, islands, the jesus and mary chain, lcd soundsystem, LIGHTNING BOLT, MEAN STREET, tv on the radio, sunset rubdown, SIGUR ROS, someone still loves you boris yeltsin, elliot smith, m. ward, ryan adams, iron and wine, the mountain goats, the microphones, mount eeerie, pavement, tom waits, wilco, andrew bird, spoon, bob dylan, the smiths, tapes n tapes, venetian snares, the zombies, leonard cohen, feist, collapsing cities, the sneaks, coshercot honeys, white birds and lemons, electric confectionaires, the checks, battles, deerhunter, four tet, the clientele, amon tobin, MENOMENA, the band

Movies:

the big lebowski, lost in translation, full metal jacket, clerks, the mighty ducks, midnight cowboy

Television:

twin peaks, the office (both), jon stewart, flight of the conchords, arrested development, julian and camilla's world oddessy

Books:

zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, the great gatsby, the jody files

Heroes:

bill murray, win butler, zach geist editor parsons

My Blog

because elliot did it: favourite albums

its been a while coming; i've avoided doing it for as long as i can remember. but here it is. its a subjective list based on personal taste so don't bug me about the lack of jimi and dinosaur jr (and ...
Posted by jacques on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 11:40:00 PST

new phone

if any of you lovely people were inclined to text me, don't. it's been dropped 14 storeys. comment away bitches
Posted by jacques on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:20:00 PST

jonsi and the children of the corn: capsule review

from henceforth my life will probably be defined by the period leading up to and the period after that concert. too much?^ future tattoofuck rock and roll...
Posted by jacques on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:33:00 PST

its a music survey. cos i liek music you see

1. Out of the bands & artists in your collection, which one do you own the most albums by?bob dylan2. What was the last song you listened to?cherry coloured funk by cocteau twinsyou must all liste...
Posted by jacques on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:35:00 PST

i have bipolar tendencies toward survey blogs. so here one is

thanks guys   1.Your Full Name:--->2. Age:--->3. Favorite Color:--->4. Favorite Movie:--->5. Favorite Song:--->6. Favorite Band:--->7. Most Embarassing Moment:--->8. Happiest Moment:--->HERE COME...
Posted by jacques on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:06:00 PST

harry potter is so indie

this made me laugh what a dreamboat AND he likes Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! He said so. Pity Ron's playlist, like Ron himself, sucks balls. AND jonny greenwood AND the guy from pulp are playing the ...
Posted by jacques on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 02:51:00 PST

my office really needs a stereo

i bet the black eyed peas were sitting around one day in their mansion made of gold, contemplating whatever it is that people of their infinite wisdom contemplate, when fergie said: "hey gang, i bet i...
Posted by jacques on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:41:00 PST

hot, as suns are hot

hi sportsfans just letting you know that "fapping", the onomatopoeic representation of masturbation has been bumped to the #1 spot on my favourite words list. in other news, wikipedia>your soul (i...
Posted by jacques on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:28:00 PST

birthday

being 18 is a lot liek being 17, except your1 yr olda so ppl respect u mre i think. they spelt my name rong but i didnt care  ...
Posted by jacques on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:06:00 PST

everything's coming up jack! *applause*

so i got into auckland law school,  (this blog is really just a smokescreen so i can gloat to my heart's content.) which is a great weight off my back.. i've spent many sleepless nights rece...
Posted by jacques on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:04:00 PST