Deep Thoughts |
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."...
Posted by Jeff "Q" on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:41:00 PST |
Immigrants, Not Americans; Must Adapt |
I am tired of this nation worrying about whether weare offending some individual or their culture.Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11,we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majorityof Am...
Posted by Jeff "Q" on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:42:00 PST |
15-18 yr olds....If you wanna lie about your age, then go with 80-99. |
It keeps you out of my age range selection. No dis intended, but I'm "old" enough to admit I have almost nothing in common with most 15-18 year olds and if I wanted ...
Posted by Jeff "Q" on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:54:00 PST |
Internet Poetry |
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a
strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite
bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and m...
Posted by Jeff "Q" on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:34:00 PST |
The Male Point of View |
We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, with...
Posted by Jeff "Q" on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:07:00 PST |
What I've Learned On the Internet |
I no longer have any savings because I sent it all toa sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in thehospital for the 7258th time, but that will changeonce I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Mi...
Posted by Jeff "Q" on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:11:00 PST |
Had surgery last week(for those of you who don't know) |
I had a cancerous tumerous pus filled sac removed from my neck last week that was blocking my airway. I now have a very vaginal looking trach hole at the base of my neck.
Posted by Jeff "Q" on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:12:00 PST |
Myspace Bud Light Commercial |
"Today we salute you, Mr. Myspace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every pers...
Posted by Jeff "Q" on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:17:00 PST |
