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Hulkbuster

ORBIS NON SUFFICIT

About Me

I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.

My Interests

Stay up real late, kick back and light up a fatty...

I'd like to meet:

Jesse fucking Custer!

Music:

GG Allin, Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five, Rufus Wainwright, Martha Wainwright, Soul Asylum, the Rolling Stones, Huey Lewis and the News, the Cure, Johnny Cash, Oasis, Guns N Roses, Bon Jovi, KT Tunstall, Oasis, Poison, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sting, the Police, the Ditty Bops, Korki Butchek, Billy Sexcrime, the Cranberries, Third Eye Blind, Echo and the Bunnymen, the Psychedelic Furs, polaris, Jeff Lynne, Rob Zombie, Leonard Cohen, the Beatles, Amy Winehouse, Rocco DeLuca, Regina Spektor, Jack Johnson

Movies:

Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorcese, Quentin Tarantino, Bryan Singer, Tim Burton, Kevin Smith, Peter Jackson, Ridley Scott, Ghostbusters, Stripes, The Lost Boys, An American Werewolf in London, Alien, Evil Dead, Predator, Terminator 1 and 2, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Ed Wood, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Palindromes, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Unbreakable, the Truman Show, the Warriors, George Romero zombie movies, Shaun of the Dead, Kung Fu Hustle, Shadow of the Vampire, Cinderella Man, Back to the Future trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, American Beauty, Jurassic Park, ET, Jaws, American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, Donnie Darko, Battle Royale, Batman Begins, Superman, X-Men and X2, Daredevil, Crash, King Kong, Sin City, From Dusk Till Dawn, Legend, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Apt Pupil, the Usual Suspects, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Fight Club, Se7en, Memento, Blade Runner, American History X, Empire of the Sun, A History of Violence, Boondock Saints, Walk the Line, Collatoral, Heat, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, the Big Lebowski, Fargo, the Descent, Little Miss Sunshine, the Shawshank Redemption, Snakes on a Plane, Halloween, 300, the Departed, Re-Animator, Grindhouse, Brick, Die Hard, Pan's Labyrinth, the Devil's Rejects, Cemetary Man, Children of Men, Hot Fuzz, the Green Mile, Juno, Sweeney Todd, There Will Be Blood, Annie Hall, Iron Man

Television:

Heroes, Dexter, Weeds, Stella, The Whitest Kids U Know, Strangers With Candy, Twilight Zone, Lost, Nip/Tuck, My Name is Earl, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, 30 Days, Family Guy, Degrassi, the Shield, Extreme Makeovers:Home Edition, Fraggle Rock, Miami Vice, Real Ghostbusters, Masters of the Universe, Transformers, Ninja Turtles, Batman, Superman, Justice League, Boy Meets World, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Ren & Stimpy, Salute Your Shorts, Double Dare, Pete & Pete

Books:

American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, Peter Pan, Jurassic Park, Fight Club, If CHins COuld Kill, Good Omens, James Bond novels and COMICS!!! I love my men in tights. :-P

My Blog

Ivory-tickling Goddess

Wednesday. Halloween for most people. Fuck all dem costumes, I saw REGINA SPEKTOR! So, me and the Tuna got to the Grove around 6:30ish after spending the afternoon scouring the local retail outlets...
Posted by Hulkbuster on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 10:59:00 PST

Black Vegans

Is there a such thing? I've never met one.
Posted by Hulkbuster on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:26:00 PST

THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE (Dream log part 2)

So after taking some advice from Ms. Thune about eating chocolate before bed, I had some pretty fucked up dreams the other night.It started out with me being at some hotel pool just enjoying the sun a...
Posted by Hulkbuster on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:04:00 PST

AN EPIPHANY

Being a good writer is the only talent that doesn't get you laid. It's true. I challenge anyone to disagree.
Posted by Hulkbuster on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:51:00 PST

SEX WITH A PLANET

Is it possible to have sex with a planet? Not the population of a planet, but the actual planet itself. Like, where is the Earth's vagina? Would it be the grand canyon or a really big volcanoe? Wh...
Posted by Hulkbuster on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST

SLUTS!!!

I'm tired of these pornstar people adding me as a friend. Really, I don't want to talk to you! I don't want to watch your webcam! I like to occasionally enjoy your pictures and that's about it. So...
Posted by Hulkbuster on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:15:00 PST

I AM PROBABLY PSYCHOTIC (Dream log 1)

I'm making a dream log of my amusing dreams. 'Nuff said.MONDAY-I (adn by "I" I mean me and by "me" I am Rocky Balboa for some odd reason) look into my backyard and a giant, skinless kangaroo is hoppi...
Posted by Hulkbuster on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:00:00 PST

It's unproductive to be racist...

I find it much easier to hate everyone as opposed to a certain group of people (or even a single person or religion). I like to keep my life simple. I will from now on keep things in black and white...
Posted by Hulkbuster on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:47:00 PST

Nintendo fights obesity

I played Wii sports for like a 1/2 hour and I got tired. Boxing burns the most carlories I think. At least it got me the most tired. I fought a guy who looked like Jesus
Posted by Hulkbuster on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:05:00 PST

MY STORY

That night, the rain was coming down like chilled, liquid bullets. The windshield wipers could only do so much for Paul. It was as if he was driving underwater. The car zoomed down the empty, deser...
Posted by Hulkbuster on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:20:00 PST