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The Oracle

I'm waging my own personal war on christmas this year!

About Me

This aspiring rockstar is ripe for the picking. Tall, funny, cute, sincere, and talented (very). He's got all the bases covered and is not afraid to speak his mind. Plus his band will rock your freakin' socks off, guarenteed!! I have been out of the loop from almost everyone and everything for quite sometime. It has been over two years now since I have escaped the vile clutches of the "FREAKMONT" , and I don't miss it at all. I hope to be moving to the city sometime soon!What have I done in the past year?? Glad you asked.... I've been spending all my days at work and all my nights locked away in my studio in Oakland. Beyond that, I've been doing my best to avoid all the family crisis back home and remember what brought me to the west coast in the first place. I may have also actually met the girl for me! The fact that she can put up with me on a regular basis is pretty much making it a lock!
Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

My Interests

Music (obviously), food, politics, more food, art, more food, wine, more food, travel, more food, beaches, more food, baseball, I also like to eat too!! Give me a beer!

I'd like to meet:

Mentally stable people that can appreciate the finer things in life. Good music and great attitude are a must!! A willingness to have fun is also required!! I will be making a concentrated effort to meet all my old friends again for the first time!! The Oracle has Spoken!

Music:

I love music that you can't hear on the radio. Something that breaks some new ground and challenges your mind. www.theagencymusic.com www.theagency.imeem.com www.myspace.com/theagencyband

Movies:

So many movies out there are the same. There ARE some good ones every now and then. Stuff that makes you think and keeps you guessing is always good. Eternal Sunshine, 21 Grams, I heart Huckabees, Pulp Fiction, Raising Arizona, Swingers, Memento, and way too many others to mention right now

Television:

All the shows on HBO are great, really into Six Feet Under. Anyone want to discuss which character on that show is more dysfunctional?? But alas, that show is now gone forever. The Sopranos just ended again. I did really enjoy this season but I did feel that it lacked some of the real firepower of previous seasons. The whole story of Vito as a fanook was very surreal. And that scene where Tony faced Death had so many underlining meanings I can't even begin to describe them all. Deadwood is starting again! What will the ragin' stick of justice do this year? I like to play a game when watching the show: everytime a character says the word "cocksucker" you have to drink some beer. That can be anywhere from 10 to 200 times in one hour!! The best thing about the HBO stuff is that there are no damn commercials, I can watch them in High-def and I get them with on demand too! Also cannot live with out my weekly dose of Jon Stewart and the Daily Show. So funny. So on point. And now we have the hilarious Stephen Colbert to follow him up everynight. It is like getting two for the price of one!! Anyone that obsesses over American Idol should remove themselves from my friends list immediately!

Books:

I love non-fiction, especially current events. Fast food Nation, anyone?? I am reading that authors new book called "Reefer Madness" Guess what it is about?

Heroes:

I have all kinds of people that I admire and look up to. The late Hunter S Thompson comes to mind right away. If only there were more people out there telling the untold truths like he was. We will miss you!!Bill Mahr-Can anyone be more on point and funny at the same time? I even more recently gained more respect for him because he recently admited some mistakes to the neo-cons.Trent Reznor-The guy is a machine, plain and simple. He is literally a one-man army when it comes to music. He refuses to compromise in any way, continues to be way ahead of everyone else in creativity and trend setting, and can take a concept from idea to finished product without anyones help. That to me is very impressive.

My Blog

Bill O'Rielly is the scum of the earth

The following is a letter I sent to someone of great importance in this country.  His name is Michael Moore... you may have heard of him.  Love him or hate him, no one can deny the fact tht ...
Posted by The Oracle on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 11:56:00 PST

The Agency

Well friends, I'm proud to report that the Agency record is almost completed. It won't be long now before each of you will have a copy in your hot little hand. You are welcome to get a short preview...
Posted by The Oracle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST