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one up the bum, no harm done

About Me

AH, SO YOU WANT TO LEARN ABOUT ME DO YOU, WELL YOU CANT UNLESS YOU SEND ONE POUND IN AN ENVELOPE TO CRIMEBRIDGE FARM, WOODHOUSES, FAILSWORTH AND I WILL THEN SEND YOU A SAMPLE OF CAPTAIN BIRDS EYE'S FIECEES AND A STICKY LOVE LETTER.

My Interests

putting my penis between two crackers and showing my mum

I'd like to meet:

A DWARF WHO CAN DO THE D

Music:

the sweet music of me pissing into my own bum hole, yes im amazing I know

Movies:

my favorate film is called 'family ashworth'. its a gay porn where two brothers, adam and tom ashworth go for it in pig swil

Television:

dont know, cant see, I have shoes for eyes

Books:

choose your own adventure books, the one where can choose to eat hot dogs with dez lynham or have the oportunity to part own a ship with the specy four eyed twat from the halifax adverts

Heroes:

jeff from byker grove and tosh from the bill. ive got a mint porno which involves them two and a lot of chip fat. then they skateboarding in the end still greased up

My Blog

gary lager vid

come to the premiere of gary lager video for GFA. matt and freds jazz bar Oldham street Manchester
Posted by big on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:56:00 PST