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Sarpin

I love Drake Hogysten.

About Me

Currently slinging seafood procucts and chowder at a local eatery. Yes, it's a dream come true.

My Interests

Staying up til 5 a.m., traveling, closing down bars, theft, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Lucille, NE Portland, being your friend.

I'd like to meet:

You. You seem like a nice person. and this guy... .. width="425" height="350" .... ..

Music:

Rock music - Built to Spill, Floyd,Maud,Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, Prince, Pearl Jam, Joe Cocker, The Presidents, Zeppelin, Chili Peppers, etc. Some old country like Waylon Jenings, Carl Perckins, Cash and the like. You gotta love the Blue Brothers.

Movies:

2001, Supertroopers, The Blues Brothers, The Good,The Bad and the Ugly, Unbreakable, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Star Treks 1,2,3 and 4, The Trilogy's (both the Star Wars one and The Naked Gun), The Right Stuff, Swingers, Made, The Bourne Identity, The Lord of the Rings, Highlander, Apocalypse Now, X-Men (the first two), Conan the Barbarian, Terminator, Predator.

Television:

The Shield, Battlestar Galactica, 24, American Gladiators, anything on the History Channel at any point during any day, or anything on any ESPN channel for that matter, NFL type programming, baseball, The food Network.

Books:

Books by Stephen King(The dark Tower), Niel Stephenson(Cryptonomicon), Orson Scott Card(Ender's Game) & Tom Clancy(Without Remorse).

Heroes:

Mom and Pop

My Blog

Ahh yes, the World Cup commeth....

Well, hello once again boys and girls. It's that time, time for the World Cup of soccer. The time every four years when I somehow watch even more TV than I do normally. The time of listening to countl...
Posted by Sarpin on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:55:00 PST

Why did nobody have sex with me last night?

Seriously, why not? We even had a kick ass birthday party for my room mate who is now 30 earth years old. Pleanty of alcohol, shit-tons of food and still, nobody fucked me. I'm not a bad looking guy,...
Posted by Sarpin on Sun, 14 May 2006 06:47:00 PST

The dude on my couch.

This is an open letter to the doosh bag on my couch. -         If you're going to lay there like a beached whale any longer, please go buy me some Popeye's. The...
Posted by Sarpin on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:52:00 PST