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dima (the jew who stole christmas)

the days run away like wild horses over the hills

About Me

"You, back there in those french braids, what's yo name?"
"My name is Snoop."
"Alright Snoop, what you wanna be when you grow up?"
"I wanna be a motherfuckin hustla, ya betta ax somebody." I'm into writing, film, music, my dog, food, wine, beer, hot tubs, tennis?, fireplaces, huge fireworks, my plants, snowboarding, floating on the river, paying attention, unlikely odds, nature, honesty, debate, battles of wit, high standards, intellect, conversation, pissing people off, coming back from behind, evolving, adapting, growth and learning, and forwarding environmental e-mails to people who don't give a fuck.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent, creative, original, sincere people with opinions, personality, principles, and good taste....And someone to play tennis with. Seriously. Nobody wants to play tennis. I don't care if it's a Beaverton game. It's fun and bigger than ping-pong and I need a tennis friend. Jesus Christ, yes, you can still drink PBR if it'll make you feel better.

Music:

Grandaddy, Radiohead, Her Space Holiday, Cocorosie, Ratatat, Built to Spill, Pixies, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Smiths, The Postal Service, The Arcade Fire, Dntel, Sigur Ros, Slowdive, Minor Threat, Notorious BIG, Eric B. and Rakim, Camp Lo, MF Doom, DJ Z-Trip, Kid Koala, DJ Qbert, Boogie Down Productions, KRS ONE, Danger Mouse, RJD2, DJ Shadow, Prefuse 73, Nina Simone, (old) Leonard Cohen.Favorite albums: The Cure- Disintegration, Grandaddy- The Sophtware Slump, Radiohead- Kid A, µ-Ziq- Lunatic Harness, Postal Service- Give Up, Neutral Milk Hotel- In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, Her Space Holiday- The Young Machines.Music I like that I've discovered recently: Cinematic Orchestra (9.07), Caribou (7.07), The Blow (5.07), The Album Leaf (4.07), The Books (1.07), Wolfmother (1.07), The Presets (12.06), Wax Tailor (12.06), Sebastien Schuller (12.06), Wolf Parade (12.06), M83 (12.06), The Knife (12.06), TV on the Radio (12.06), Chris Garneau! (11.06), Beirut (4.06).Bad groups I'll never admit liking (but secretly do): Meatloaf (what an indomitable romantic), ABBA (the only group upon which both my mom and I converge).Bad songs I'll never admit liking (but secretly do): Right Said Fred- I'm Too Sexy, Dexy's Midnight Runners- Come On Eileen, Twisted Sister- We're Not Gonna Take It.Music I don't like: Michael Jackson, Madonna, The Beatles (the British Grateful Dead), Butt Rock and Glam, old shit I've heard way too much or never liked in the first place.

Movies:

Naked, Rushmore, Wild at Heart, Raising Arizona, Natural Born Killers, The Sweet Hereafter, Everybody's Fine, Lost in Translation, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Boogie Nights, Being John Malkovich, I Heart Huckabees, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, American History X, Pi, The People Vs. Larry Flynt, Crumb, Sleeper, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Easy Rider, 3 Women.Directors: Atom Egoyan, Giuseppe Tornatore, Mark and Michael Polish, Wes Anderson, Takeshi Kitano, Paul Thomas Anderson, Hal Hartley, Christopher Guest, Joel and Ethan Coen, Milos Forman.Screenplay Writer: Charlie Kaufman (fucking genius).Current Movies I've Liked: Stranger Than Fiction (1.07 and shut up), The Fountain (1.07), Thank You for Smoking (8.06), Unleashed (7.06), Far Side of the Moon (6.06).

Television:

TV isn't bad. Bad TV and bad taste is bad.Tier 1: The Sopranos, Northern Exposure, Oz, NYPD Blue (the ugly years), Homicide, The Shield, Deadwood, The Daily Show.Tier 2: X-Files, Arrested Development, Chappelle's Show, The Office (UK), The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dead Like Me, Alley McBeal, The Kingdom (Lars von Trier).Shows I like but wouldn't defend: Boston Legal, Smallville (leave me alone, at least I admit it), Prison Break, Lost, Star Trek: The Next Generation.Bad shows I'll never admit liking (but secretly do): Blind Date, Maximum Exposure, American Chopper, Surreal Life (the season w/Ron Jeremy and Erik Estrada and Tammy Faye).

Books:

I have an English Literature degree. I don't need to read anymore.

Heroes:

KRS ONE, Charles Bukowski, Dave Chappelle, Ron Jeremy, me.

My Blog

myspace music

Nov 07Fergalicious- FergieDec 06Show Stopper- Danity KaneJan 07I Wanna Fuck You- AkonIrreplaceable (Spanish version)- ByonceSmack That- AkonFeb 07Tipsy- J-KwonComing SoonWe Fly High- Jim JonesMoney in...
Posted by dima    (the jew who stole christmas) on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:43:00 PST

terry gross interviews sacha baron cohen on fresh air (stream)

You won't find it on NPR.org because, "Due to legal restraints, the audio for this story is no longer available on our site."http://www.newstohughes.com/archives/000444.phpAs a bonus, here's an old Al...
Posted by dima    (the jew who stole christmas) on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

feed me new music

I am currently accepting recommendations for new music to listen to. The most recent bands I've liked are listed in my Music section. Give me more.
Posted by dima    (the jew who stole christmas) on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:36:00 PST

forget about that last blog

Something about it seemed funny at the time. But something a bout not being drunk now makes me reconsider. (I didn't know what exanimate meant.)
Posted by dima    (the jew who stole christmas) on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:33:00 PST

a dynamic list of quotes I like

Girl, I been shaking, sticking and moving tryna to get you and that booty Tryna get to you and that booty Tryna get to you and that booty Girl, I been shaking and acting a donkey tryna to get you and ...
Posted by dima    (the jew who stole christmas) on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 06:21:00 PST

"Nobody likes a kid with a pony."

JERRY: Horses. They're like big riding dogs.ELAINE: What about ponies? What kind of abnormal animal is that? And those kids who had their own ponies.JERRY: I know, I hated those kids. In fact, I hate ...
Posted by dima    (the jew who stole christmas) on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 03:01:00 PST

i remember when i'd never stayed up past midnight

This I wrote last November in hopes of repairing something I'd broken.---And out of the light there came a darkness...Walking up the street David could see the thug turning the corner toward him. A jo...
Posted by dima    (the jew who stole christmas) on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:51:00 PST

a crack in the glossy coat of superficiality

I wrote this in October of the following year (2004). I was still living up at the mountain, over an hour-and-a-half from the nearest civilized hipster, eagerly anticipating a new winter season.---out...
Posted by dima    (the jew who stole christmas) on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:44:00 PST

words are like middle fingers flying out of my mouth

I wrote this in October, 2003, a week after fulfilling my dream of moving into a cabin in the woods--fifteen minutes from the base of Mount Hood. It was interesting. I'm never trying that single again...
Posted by dima    (the jew who stole christmas) on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:29:00 PST

Furry Cheetah Belt

My new furry cheetah belt doesn't look as awesome as I expected.
Posted by dima    (the jew who stole christmas) on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 03:48:00 PST